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Rudiger

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  1. Fully guaranteed, with no buyout, of course.
  2. I bet there aren't desperate Asian girls in my city waiting to meet me either.
  3. *Terms and conditions apply. Talk to your doctor if you experience spiritual awakening lasting more than 4 hours. In clinical trials, the most common side effects were nausea and mild stigmata.
  4. I watch ESPN streaming and usually I get a commercial break message with ethereal white noise.
  5. Did I just watch a commercial for…Jesus? That was kind of a weird commercial.
  6. Personal foul! Aggressive tackling!
  7. I’m pretty confused. Ball is still live. What’s the rule on that?
  8. Will Matthews was my next door neighbor my freshman year. /csb
  9. “No no, make sure it’s slightly off-center.” -Zion, probably.
  10. Is it…muledick?
  11. Glenn Cunningham is in San Antonio, is a past president of the Texas Trial Lawyers Association, and has a nurse on staff to review cases (who is also his wife). He'll almost certainly tell you there's no case there, but you should trust his take. https://www.cunninghamfirm.com/
  12. Funny, I don't remember him saying the had the worst offensive line coach in college football 3 months ago.
  13. I told my wife I'd like to ring in the holidays with a closeup of uranus, but you can guess how that went.
  14. That's the only one I remember, and the scenario sounds about right. Except they dropped us off at crappy apartment complexes in north Austin. Our manager was a guy who went by Cyprus but whose real name was Jerry or something similarly pedestrian.
  15. Goddamn Clean Water Action.
  16. Has anyone ever called a number on a bathroom stall and actually had a good time?
  17. Any Stewart sightings yet?
  18. Good to know I don’t need to bother watching Texas basketball this year.
  19. Once again, I have no idea what targeting means.
  20. Rudiger replied to Smax's topic in Houston
    Are you looking for full price or 1/2 price?
  21. I think the proper solution is E-Rob + C-Wig = Nattys
  22. Who? Oh, you mean E-Rob.
  23. “His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama told me he watched some of the presser and expects Robinson to achieve enlightenment any day now.”
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