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butthurt

Certifiably Surly
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  1. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjXGHoU8/
  2. https://www.tmz.com/2025/05/29/sydney-sweeney-selling-used-bathwater-dr-squatch-soap/
  3. Espn Houston 3 o'clock guys call RBIs ribbies. I'm pretty sure they do it as a joke, but surly.
  4. I was a sailor I was borne upon the tide And with the sea, I did abide I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed But I am living still
  5. Username doesn't check out.
  6. I saw a lady pushing a lap dog with a service dog harness on at HEB yesterday and I laughed because this bug eyed shaking dog looked like it needed it's own service dog.
  7. Hold on to your butts.
  8. A belt, suspenders, and his pants still falling off.
  9. I still laugh that KFC only follows 11 people. 6 guys named Herb and the 5 Spice Girls.
  10. Is he going to spread his butt cheeks?
  11. The lack of her upper lip is chefs kiss
  12. Was looking at buying this shirt last night
  13. Would've
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