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Willfully Horn

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  1. Have to work up until the debate, so excuse me for butting in on, and bot being aware of, the discussion. Kamala ought preface every response with “Donald Trump is a liar.” Just that statement. After, answer whatever the question is. Repeat, “Donald Teump is a liar” forty times, ideally. Make the non sequitor the focus of the presidential election from this point going forward. Because Donald Trump is s THE liar
  2. Turnip could spend the whole debate reaching into his diaper and silently smearing shit on the lectern, and magats will still say he won the debate.
  3. Here’s hoping that Allred’s “Cruz Curse” ad gets its legs. And that social media in our Lone Star state blows up with the assertion he could curse the game. The game is before the election. Cruz is a coward. Fingers crossed. Of course, it don’t make a shit.
  4. So, back of envelope, people were roughly half as likely to be killed or injured in a school shooting as they were to die from acetaminophen poisoning in 2023. How many were poisoned by school nurses? Last year, firearms were the leading cause of death among US children. Ana, behind his keyboard:
  5. Sadly, Mr Jazz, I do not share your certainty. Which, I suppose, sums up my reasons for posting what I have. There is nothing I would put past turnip and those who do support him.
  6. My mistake, you are right about the death of the shooter. I was focused on the shooter who killed the trumper.
  7. I am not suggesting total buy in, and I am not casting aspersions on your uncle. Apologies if it felt that way. The SS did not take the shot. However, I no longer trust the SS without reservation. Neither, apparently, did Pence. Similarly, I no longer trust the military without reservation. (Brother Flynn, for example). There are magats in the military. It does not strain credulity to say there are magats in the SS, despite the election of Biden. I regret that in my argument to say we have no certainty about what led to the deaths of rally attendees it sounds like I am arguing the fix was in, because there is no evidence of that. What evidence we do have, however, does not make me think the fix could not have been in.
  8. I agree with your second statement absolutely, but I only find your first statement true generally. If you think, as I do, that Pence refusing to get into the SS vehicle on 1/6 is an indictment of some secret service members, then we have begun a conversation on moral relativism among treasury employees, and, as I stated I do not know what really happened. Neither do you.
  9. lol at the notion that turnip gives a single shit about folks who attend his rallies. I have no idea what really happened, and I am not claiming it was staged, merely pushing back against the idea turnip is above killing someone for political gain. I don’t think the death of an attendee is proof it wasn’t staged. This man, and those who support him, are amoral.
  10. There’s got to be a market for a (clearly labeled as such) AI golden shower porn video starring turnip and his cast of sycophantic sloots. Ending with a reenactment of the Bill Hicks bit, with Barbara Bush dropping her drawers, (and her wrinkled labia dropping to her knees, like a ball-less scrotum) and then fade to shag-brown.
  11. There was at least one Allred ad during the Longhorn game.
  12. That game was a comfortable watch. May it ever be so.
  13. I’ve a cop buddy and he ain’t a trumper.
  14. Why no replays?
  15. This feels really good.
  16. Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their burrito supreme? I remember.
  17. Folks, I’d argue that this country’s security is shit. Kids being shot in their schools on the reg should have told us that. We no longer think security is necessary.
  18. Circling back to circling back. The ‘90s were glory days, as were the early to mid aughts for UT sports, but the election of Obama gave me the sense our country was making strides to reach our national values. And the day my gay friends could marry their love was another such affirmation. We’re not going back.
  19. The best fucking donut I’ve ever had was a cinnamon sugar donut from Rise ‘n Roll in South Bend, IN. Also called Amish crack. If you know, you know.
  20. McCain’s daughter doesn’t support turnip. Nor Harris. Too busy supporting herself.
  21. Fuck that fuck, but he ain’t wrong on this.
  22. Y’all can move out of state. Imma go shop at HEB.
  23. Less so when the sums spent are raised $20 to $50 bucks at a time. What is sickening is billionaires effectively buying elections.
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