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Superhero

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  1. That’s a nice micro center. The one in Tustin is dark and over-stocked. Boxes and people with greasy hair everywhere.
  2. I said gradually... Maybe it's because I have a larger company SUV (Traverse) and have more of a fuck you, get out of my way attitude. But I can't park straight in a spot worth a shit. I actually open my door to make sure if I'm parallel to the lines. Probably because I don't want to show up in the parking douche baggery thread. When I was younger, I could talk with my phone on my shoulder, hold a burger and shift into 3rd at the same time. Those days are behind me.
  3. People who take videos of the concert instead of just enjoying the music and the vibe. We went to a Post Malone concert last night, and the women in front of us were taking videos of the screens and/or selfie videos. Makes no sense to me.
  4. I wonder if you can program the music button to play Flight of the Valkyries.
  5. They just called and I got an extra ticket for my wife. I don't feel so bad about paying $70 now.
  6. So it's not just ex Playboy bunnies or eastern European escorts that like old wood... noted.
  7. Pretty cool site if want to learn about Omega over the years https://www.omegawatches.com/chronicle/chapters
  8. If you're going to give me tickets to an event, throw in parking as well. Great: Free suite tickets to see Post Malone at SoFi. Not so great: Pay $70 for off-site parking.
  9. 5'-8" and shrinking by the day.
  10. That's more impressive than I thought. Was expecting this.
  11. I've gradually becoming a really shitty driver. It's not the stickers on your car that defines you. It's what you do that defines you.
  12. So not from personal experience tasting whale cum? /nojudgement
  13. What makes the ocean salty? Whale sperm?
  14. Is calling people gay as a derogatory term a thing (again) now? We used to say it, but seemed like it stopped for quite a while. Seems like it’s back en vogue for kids to call each other gay for something or other. Anyway, I sat my kids down and told them in no certain terms that they need to stop that or else. Even if their friends aren’t gay, some person may be gay and hear this and have an even rougher time come to terms with who they are / fear of coming out. /lib dad I know I know
  15. Damn you for making me look up whale penises at 7AM.
  16. The DOD photo looks fake AF. Wasn’t it gray and cloudy in DC on Saturday? How did the sky turn blue?
  17. Be number 73? If you're not marrying her, who cares.
  18. I'm going with 5.5%. Tech stocks have been great the past 10 years, but I'll be selling those to buy more bonds which have a lower yield. FWIW, I asked my son what he wanted to buy with the allowance he earned the past year... a Playstation 5? MetaQuest? Nope, he wanted to buy a something that follows the S&P index. He's 10 years old. I'm proud of him. So proud that I opened up an account for him and his sister this morning and funded it with $1,000. Now they both have a share of VOO, AMZN and AAPL.
  19. Tipped the scale above 160 for the first time since I was mid-20s when I was lifting and swoll. Now it's just beer belly and love handles.
  20. His penis is 12’ shorter and just as flacid.
  21. What do personal tax accountants do between April and January?
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