Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
Except that most of us are very cautiously optimistic. Let's see if it really pans out. As opposed to the Ivermectin crowd, who is pretty much to the point of "it cures everything: COVID, cancer, male pattern baldness, malaria, bent dick disease!"
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anybody tip the hotel cleaning staff?
Yeah. Just leave cash.
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Trump’s America
The broke and sick and dead Americans are what tells you it’s working! MAGA!
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Random kitchen ride or die
Empty nesting, dude. I cook for just 2 now. Even a "small batch" of something (I used it to make picadillo and a lentil stew in the past week) lasts us 3-4 meals. Fuck making a big pot of chili unless I'm cooking it for company.
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Trumps War on Everything
It's coming, man. But they won't be mere drug dealers. They'll be "terrorists." And quickly under that umbrella will be "people who publicly disagree with the regime." The playbook has been written and followed countless times before, and we're following it to the letter.
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What are you doing Kyrsten
three words of perfection.
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Trump’s America
Being an evil collaborator cunt isn't a bit. It's just being an evil collaborator cunt. Fuck that evil collaborator cunt piece of shit, I hope her death is as painful as she's made people's lives.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
You'll know it's a done deal when Jim Davis is rushed to the hospital to have 10 gallons of Trump semen pumped from his stomach. Likely any day now.
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2025 Hurricane Thread
Why would they be? Monitoring the weather for the common good is woke.
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Trump’s America
Bullshit. God, the hopium around here. We are all going to burn. All of us. To the fucking ground. Because that's how they want it to end, so that's how it will end. They're never getting released, dude.
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Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
Mississippi becomes infested with diseased monkeys. Public health in Mississippi improves by 30%.
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ICE activity/raids
How do they know they're ICE agents when they connect? Do their Tinder profiles specify "seeking men with 3" or smaller dicks who have anger issues?"
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The Trump Economy
Thankfully, we have a perfect combination of the best imaginable political and business leadership working on just that issue.
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2025 Hurricane Thread
Spirit airlines laughs at your shenanigans.
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Random kitchen ride or die
Bummer. The extra inch really makes a difference.
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Trump’s America
From the chyron.....tell me more about this "sex warfare." Because, I mean....if there's a draft or something.....gotta make sure my Selective Service registration is up to date.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
- Random kitchen ride or die
I have a Calphalon deep 13" skillet that I use for.....a lot of stuff. Works a lot like a wok for simple stir fry. I use it for braising (short ribs, lamb shanks, etc.). Arroz con pollo. Small batches of chili. Lentil stew. Carne guisada. Etc etc. Really, anything your mom might have done in her deep electric skillet, I use this for. It is easily my most used pan. I use several others, but this one gets the most frequent use, it's so damned versatile.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Ahh, so you're familiar with my retirement portfolio....- The Trump Economy
This....is what we've been saying. A stock market tied to vibes, disconnected from actual real-world metrics (you know, old school shit like profits and losses), and built heavily on circular investment (I invest money in you, which you use to buy my product), etc.....is fucking doomed to collapse once enough of/the right people say "wait a fucking minute, that's all fucking bullshit." And this. And very much this.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Yeah, but the price of Sharpies suitable for rectal insertion has gone way up, so it's pretty much a wash.- Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Counterpoint: you're probably more of an expert on Senate Rules than all but 1-2 Republican senators.- The Trump Economy
At least you've figured out the plan. It's enshittification of the entire economy: capture the whole fucking thing, then as a monopoly/oligopoly, fuck everyone and everything because what are you gonna do about it? That's a "tomorrow" problem. And in America, tomorrow is irrelevant. See below. We have zero long-term vision for our society. Our society as a whole is a bucket of resources (dollars) from which every drop has to be extracted, and extracted now. I've used the seed stock metaphor before, but it continues to be apt. If American society and the people in it were a grain silo, containing some grain to be sold/consumed and some to be held back for next year's planting....we've reached a point where the only activity is monetizing every last seed in that silo right now, and tomorrow/planting season can get fucked, that's someone else's problem. The American people are nothing but an expense item and a source of dollars to be extracted. When all dollars have been extracted, we'll be like a shitty tapped-out oil well: abandoned in place with not another thought.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
And Elon polls even worse than 1% among people who have actually met him.- The Democratic Party
Steamed farts just hit different. - Random kitchen ride or die
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