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SurlyGator

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  1. Yours does too, just not with you.
  2. I'm assuming you are enough of a Renaissance man for that glass to contain gin and not vodka.
  3. Perceived weakness.
  4. Me as a Florida fan living in the heart of Vol country...
  5. Let this happen, and see how trivial it is.
  6. Per Google, your wish has been granted. Found safe.
  7. Hmmm, a first post necrobump to suggest a website. Sounds totally legit.
  8. No es bueno.
  9. It has spread to either your brain or your vagina.
  10. Would he ever need a shit stick?
  11. That could produce a few bottom row mud barrels. Knowing BT, they will figure out a way to charge a premium for them.
  12. Total Dad move.
  13. Add me to the growing list of Surlyites with little to no hole digging experience that thinks this would be unwise.
  14. Her handy arm, or her non-handy arm? Wait, it's your wife. The question is irrelevent. Carry on.
  15. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    Yeah, knee scopes can run a very wide spectrum of quick to slow recovery timelines, depending on what they have to do once they are in there. If there is no major meniscal tear and it's just a mild clean up and flush, you may feel better walking out than you did walking in. If you majorly tore up your cartilage, it may not be much better at all and the arthritic degeneration is simply a matter of time. If your meniscus is torn in just the right spot and they can throw a stitch in it and do a meniscal repair, you will have to be totally non-weight bearing for a minimum of six weeks. If your ortho has given you an idea of what they expect to find based on MRI, exam, etc., you can take that knowledge and plan a ballpark based on what he or she told you they expect to have to do - but that's not a guarantee.
  16. The fact that I was 99% sure what video that was from, and confirmed it be reading the dude's lips, definitely puts me in with the olds...
  17. SurlyGator

    Getting old sucks

    That nurse is an idoit. Rubbing would actually increase bruising.
  18. What happened, what happened? He spoke French! Totally the same. Sorry for the thread derail, back to stupid FB shit...
  19. Steve Martin - teach your kids to talk wrong. When they have to go to the bathroom, teach them to say "May I mumbo-jumbo to the banana patch?" That's the kind of worthless trivial memories floating around in my brain, not useful stuff like people's names...
  20. For many Nashvegas bachelorette party attendees, your curiosity is warranted. For the ones from Gaines county? PM Vic
  21. The optimist in my is clinging to the chance that @futureman was demonstrating a smidge of sarcasm with his comment... I could easily be wrong.
  22. You lost me at esteemed.
  23. Unpossible.
  24. Saw on the news here in Nashville that middle Tennessee has 3 new cases, four total. Thanks a lot Gaines county bachelorette party attendees!
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