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ABSR

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  1. And it was glorious, but maybe a little too taxing.
  2. When you're waiting for your teacher to give back your grammar test and the Vice Principal and Special Ed teacher come in and walk to your desk. You're about to be put in a different classroom.
  3. Texas needs to hire Meat Pimp to set up and run the program. Holy crap that would be glorious.
  4. ABSR

    Getting old sucks

    Again? I assume you reset the odometer.
  5. Puts a whole new spin on "He has risen!"
  6. ABSR

    Shit My Kid Says

    Fixed for how how he wanted you to respond.
  7. Holy crap that is funny! My aggy related story. So I was Navy ROTC and was also on our drill team my freshman year (not aggy). Part of the reason to put up with the drill team BS was to get a trip to Mardi Gras as Tulane hosts a drill competition that coincides with Mardi Gras. We also got to march in a parade which was cool...and we did it when the parade was actually happening. My first memory of aggy is that they sucked in the competition and that afterward in the wet muddy field a few senior students wearing Nazi Brown Shirt type uniforms and riding boots were screaming at all of the other members as they made them do push ups and PT in the mud while in their good uniforms. All of us thought, what is wrong with those guys? Little did we know.
  8. Come on! I think it was clear Trump believed he was offering “Peace for our time!”
  9. Kevin Costner, the reluctant hero, has to be on here somewhere.
  10. Either way it was a win!
  11. Why would they "fire" their most lucrative patients?
  12. And Putin complained about the gentleman's agreement ...
  13. He posts here...so of course.
  14. Or "Tiny", as your Mom described him when she introduced you to each other.
  15. Nicole's dark passenger has to be fed at some point.
  16. Did you reply "So same as every other day?"
  17. Can't answer without all the pertinent information. Does the shark have lasers?
  18. Fixed it. Sailors too. And evidence indicates that retention was poor.
  19. Nice recovery. Let us know how the FBI judges score your dismount?
  20. Wait, something meant to represent an aggy education is made of fools gold? Isn’t that what makes it authentic?
  21. My wife can “load” the dishwasher and have half a sink of dirty dishes left for the next cycle. I can then get them all to fit and get cleaned properly. Had a heated discussion about this earlier in our marriage and my wife strongly indicated there was not a right or wrong way to load the dishwasher. I agreed but did indicate there were certainly more and less efficient ways to do so. While she has never agreed to my point, she has committed that I will always do the dishes.To be fair, I think her position was the asshole in our house will do the dishes, and based on her evaluation my reign has been unbroken.
  22. Would that make it kiddie porn?
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