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ABSR

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  1. ABSR

    Tinnitus

    This has a familiar ring to it.
  2. My Grandfather always said that fish and relatives start to smell after 3 days. Wise man who did not overstay his welcome.
  3. To be fair, it's a pumpkin pie. You really can't make it taste worse.
  4. Ban user, Nuke IP address. ... Only way to be sure.
  5. Since when is “Feds investigating” the Department of Education?
  6. Pfizer for 1 and 2. Sore arms mainly. Had Moderna booster on Saturday afternoon. Sore arm only to start. Woke up with aches in both shoulders and arms. By afternoon was feeling aches, tired and joint pains everywhere, but no fever. Crashed early and had night of chills and cold sweats. Woke up at 90% and better as day went on. As I told my kids, now that I have both I am basically indestructible.
  7. Step back. Look at the website you and we are on. Shake your head and say “Aaaah, now I get it.”
  8. Sark wanted to hire Mike Stoops, but alumni and message board outrage made him rescind the offer. So really it is Surly’s fault.
  9. … that wears the toilet seat crown.
  10. Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today
  11. The movie “Thank You for Smoking” had this in it. Movie was great, but this is an abomination.
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    Ames, IA

    Common clay of the new West. You know...
  13. Joey Chestnutt is dead? That news is hard to digest.
  14. Pier 1 needs to fix their lights.
  15. If he had been allowed to hire Mike Stoops it would have been different. ….. even worse.
  16. I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras once and on Bourbon street the entire crowd fell over. It was packed so tight that when it started we all fell. Luckily no crush or push to go somewhere so we all got up, but crazy it could happen.
  17. "Austin Texas, shit. I'm still only in Austin Texas. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my and Pole Assassin's first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing... I hardly said a squawk to my emotional baggage until I said yes to a leash. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I've been here half a season now. Waiting for a dance beat, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this cage I get weaker. And every minute Pole Assassin climbs that pole she gets stronger. Each time I look around the cage walls move in a little tighter. Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted to dance, pick up singles and fling poop, and for my sins they gave it to me and a crappy little kid poking his finger at me to boot. Brought it up to me like room service. "
  18. She meant Law of the Jungle degree.
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