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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. If Colorado doesn’t win 8 games I will kill myself on live television.
  2. If Jerry Jones can’t make a billion dollars off a freeze that kills 50 people why does America even exist?
  3. Thank god we have fattie here to explain all of this to us plebes, god bless you for being a job creator and keeping our economy running.
  4. It’s a tough issue, I don’t want to put the mom and pop power gen companies out of business but we need a more reliable grid. Maybe tax breaks or subsidies for the industry will help, those poor power companies are barely scratching out a profit.
  5. Hmmmm I feel like $30 is a good deal to find out what top prospect is on a visit to Texas. How else would you know?
  6. I bought 50 tickets and sent them all to Derka.
  7. If we’re using Twitter follows to determine what someone is going to do then it looks like I’m joining a Korean boy band.
  8. Costco delivery slaps. Fuck fighting the crowds, just get it delivered.
  9. There is no god damn way HCC lets immamac in.
  10. Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000.
  11. I am also too big for most cars but I love jewelry.
  12. Think how many tight ends that could have fed.
  13. Three of your roommates killed themselves while you lived together?
  14. I look forward to how Worthy handles all of this forthcoming tough love!
  15. Say it to my face motherfucker
  16. Duce won’t be forced to eat lunch with immamac if he goes to Georgia. Advantage A&M.
  17. That last shot was just for fun.
  18. Some guy: I think this class might be sub par CTJ:
  19. Chris Simms limo > Colton Vasek air fryer
  20. I need the Lucci spin on why this was a great hire and a coup only Jimbo could pull off after Lucci reported that they passed on Petrino.
  21. Current Austin sucks ass, it was so much better when it was called Waterloo.
  22. We need to do everything we can to keep Worthy, he’s a special talent and even with the drops and low effort he’s a top 20 WR nationally. That being said, I don’t think I have ever disliked a player more who isn’t an actual bad guy. I almost wish he was a shithead like Evan Stewart.
  23. Someone get a bunch of NIL money and tell Watts he gets it if he will play safety.
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