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Texzilla58

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  1. . Offal is awful.
  2. Not in this house or any I know. Are you from Ohio? Smoke flavor comes from smoke. Not fucking creosote flavored hairspray.
  3. You mean like a 9 year old. Fried okra as the third side. Cream gravy on the taters though
  4. No other place to put it. For some reason we had more trick or treaters in the 14-17 range than little kids. My wife would watch them come up on the ring. “She’d say you’re too old to be out here! Does your mama know you’re out here?” “Uhh she thinks it’s cool.” One asked for extras for his girlfriend as she was too cold to get out of the car. If you’re old enough to drive or have a girlfriend stay the fuck home. As candy was getting low I started putting Taco Bell hot sauce packs in their pillow cases. Fuck em.
  5. That’s awful wrong but you do you. Liquid smoke is nasty shot. It’s like truffle oil.
  6. Omaha ain’t bad. Fantastic beef and pork grown up there. 801 is maybe best steakhouse on earth.
  7. I didn’t say I would endorse it. Just said I don’t care what melts one’s butter. Will Levis the qb eats unpeeled bananas and drinks coffee with a dollop of mayo.
  8. You want your $100 prime tomahawk well done with ketchup and Hershey syrup and tater chip crumbs? I could give a shit. Don’t care if you eat bbq with sauce, no sauce, cheese whiz, or astroglide. Dont care if you eat your eggs over easy or hard as rocks. Just keep your assholey opinions to your fucking self about what I’m eating. I know folks that don’t peel their shrimp, eat unpeeled bananas, and chug A1 like a Coke. Don’t bother me none.
  9. I still call Washington the Redskins. My Comanche and Kiowa genes say it’s ok because Commanders is such a weaselly name. J’Marcus had a noodle brain, enhanced with that lean.
  10. IHeart is deep into this continuing failure of The Freak and it will be interesting wresting to see how much longer they keep it around. If you are going to suck might as well just move it to a robot run polka station. Or radio preachers. Cut costs and figure something out. How does Ben and Skin continue to have jobs? The need to be running a cruise ship radio station or the programming at a nursing home. Donnie and Mac aren’t doing it at all. When does Dan call Norm back from retirement?
  11. I have fucking candy duty. Wife said she had a hard day and went to take a bath.
  12. Had a roommate in college who was a horrific filth monster. His room was two feet deep in trash. He was loaded for money and had a smokin hot girlfriend who said she overlooked the garbage as he was a well hung dude. And she would bring me her loose ladyfriends so I overlooked the garbage as well.
  13. So which of these trades would you have traded draft capital for (assuming no nfc east team would trade with Dallas)? A 3 for 28yr old Rasul Douglas? Not me. A 3 for Chase Young? Not a bad price but Skins aren’t trading him to us. And that’s going to be a pricey group soon. Ezra Cleveland G to jags for a 6. Would have really looked at that one. Montez Sweat to bears for a 2. Again Skins wouldnt trade him to us. Wash is cleaning house for picks to go get a QB. Kentavius Street. Eagles aren’t trading to us. Leonard Williams. Giants ain’t talking to us. Hard man to Chiefs. Cost them the bronco game with extreme stupidity. None of the rest. Randy Gregory? Ha! This team needs O line help and there wasn’t shit. It takes two to trade.
  14. Sturm probably watched on his phone in the car driving to beat the rush. Corby leaving early says everything about that douchenozzle. What a weenie. To go to fucking Kansas.
  15. I mentioned long ago but the awfulness of that spot should continue to have hate spewed upon it. Uhhh besides an eagle would never nest right next to the road, but lady you just fucked with nature by crawling into the nest and grabbing your stupid phone. I was hoping she and her dumbass man would be attacked by a whole flock of eagles al a Hitchcock and shown ripped to shreds and fed alive to their young.
  16. Fuck that woman. Handing out $2 candy bars like crazy. I guess they do that in rich neighborhoods. Fucks it up for us po folks. I gotta go see what’s on clearance at Walmart. I might just hand out necco wafers and that shitty taffy. My wife suggested we just put up a “COVID: Stay Away” sign.
  17. AT&T calling out airlines when they pull slimy shit on their customers is laughable. How would you like to be on either side of Lily on that plane.
  18. Some of them are full time. The issues are not whether we have full time refs or semi full time to do 17 - 20 games a year. That won’t solve the problems as the same issues exist with either type. The issue is the leagues use of an outdated overly complicated replay model. The AAFL used an onsite system with like 32 cameras with a replay official in the booth with the power to stop play on a questionable call anytime. It worked great and far better than the shitbrains in New York they use now. The other thing that needs to happen is weekly publication of all crews grades, missed calls, botched shit, punishments and corrections. With the league embracing gambling this is essential for transparency. And maybe we can kill a few bad crews with it. Last the league needs revert to intact top rated crews for postseason rather than new allstars crews. That’s just stupid.
  19. You have to peel them with a flame. I enjoy poblanos for chile rellenos, and love them in green chili. Not so much in red.
  20. Pretty easy solution going forward: radio helmets. And fucking huddle up. You think DKR would be calling plays with fucking big pictures of Kool Aid Man and ET? Fuck no.
  21. Yeah it’s a nice change of pace for a couple of days. A nice fire, hot chocolate, a nice pot of chili, a day in bed with the nekkid wife. Actually a vision of hell. Try living in the asscrack that is Portland fucking Oregon. 44 and cold ass rain 10 months a year. No sun from Labor Day til the 4th of July. 3 years I lived there. My wife griping every night about this postcard hell. Your bones are frozen for years. It’s why suicide is legal and drug abuse rampant. Fuck that place.
  22. What’s up with white chocolate? It’s just fat plus sugar. Adds nothing. Hence it’s really just a raspberry shake. Not a fan.
  23. Don’t get your hate on Josh. “Neo-colonial bullshit?” I don’t see him looting pyramids and stripping ancient indigenous sites. He tells stories, is entertaining, and brings a lot of eyeballs to historical things. He brings a lot of money to various digs who know “no Buck Rogers, no bucks.”
  24. The Royal blues of Meredith were cursed. They play good in the Navy blues. It’s a great look though I prefer silver pants. We won. I’d wear these until we don’t but the league dot ‘low.
  25. Looks mighty fine.
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