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Gatorubet

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  1. Colonoscopy done. Not a polyp in sight, unlike my last checkup where I had 3. 5 years reprieve till next one. Woot! Also, my discharge paperwork says, and I quote: “polyp, detection was aided by AI assisted image processing”. Tell your friends and family to go get the damn colonoscopy so you won’t have to post on this thread.
  2. “The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” ― Isaac Asimov
  3. Those are not products that I buy. Marijuana and aged single malt scotch are for pain relief.
  4. Aye…there’s the rub.
  5. “Everybody’s talking at me, but I don’t hear a word they’re saying - only the echo of a concept of a plan….”
  6. in all seriousness, people who depend upon over-the-counter drugs, like acid reducers to prevent their ulcers or gad, should probably load up on those things that may be supply chain issues. And I’m not sure anyone wants to get through Cedar pollen season without all of their decongestions and antihistamines. And in addition to TP and paper towels and tissues, I guess we should make sure that we have several months of washing detergent for dishes and clothes.
  7. You don’t need stuff to survive. You only need to subscribe to magazines where people sell property to preppers. If you know where the preppers are, then you have all the food and resources you need. True, a crossbow and a Gilly suit would be useful once you find out where the prepper stuff is.
  8. it is my understanding that the children are gone.
  9. Thanks. Like everybody else we’re still dealing with injuries from the start of the year, and hopefully we’ll have a little bit more depth in our pitching as a few of the injured guys get healthy. I would feel better about the series if you hadn’t had that Arkansas experience. Y’all are gonna be boiling mad and trying to reclaim that number one. No bueno por gata
  10. 8-0 third game. Gata for the sweep. Gata was swept by Tennessee, Alabama and Vanderbilt at the start of the season. Since then we have gone 10-2 in the SEC and won 4 series in a row, including one from a perked up piggy. Now we come to your place after your unhappy series versus pig. I’m not looking forward to that much. I hope we can keep it respectable.
  11. Good Lord. Next, you’ll be telling me that you’re useless without it.
  12. Zofran - but only in the dissolvable tablet form.
  13. South Carolina keeps on putting in pitchers for no discernible reason. They are down 15-3 in the ninth. At least nine gator batters in each of the last two innings. I have no idea what arms they have left for the third game. Edit: 17-3 now. Bases loaded again. 2 outs and Gata still batting GS Gata. 22-3 After a crappy start, we have won the last four SEC series. The powers that be have us as a number three seed somewhere. I have to admit, we will be a salty three seed that very few people want in their regional
  14. Gata up 11-3 over Gamehens Assuming we close this out, we win the series, rest for an hour, and play a seven inning third game. A sweep would be nice.
  15. This seems to be a new and original take for you. It seems to be very informed, and it captures the nuances of law perfectly. I especially like the part where you recommend that the “entire legal profession” weigh in on the merits of his filings before actual hearings or trials. That is obviously much more efficient. I have to tell you, there’s a whole lot of embarrassed lawyers who wish they had thought of that first.
  16. There is only one pot deserving of that turkey.
  17. I’d blame Brisket for not including a butt plug in the care package.
  18. I am waiting on the crucial information regarding whether her baby daddy voted for Trump as well.
  19. As long as he does not find a cancer tumor so large that, per my cancer surgeon, “I almost slapped its butt and gave it a name”
  20. You are keeping things from us, aren’t you?
  21. Colonoscopy Tuesday, so I’m about to be a few pounds lower whether I want to or not.
  22. Correct. brain fart. Chap 11. it’s the small business owners, whose personal finances are intrinsically intertwined in their small business who will be filing the 13.
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