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Gatorubet

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  1. “Not nearly as perverted and deranged as most people say sometimes.”
  2. Javelin thrower probably conscripted to go to Ukraine and throw javelin’s.
  3. Even his soul patch looks sad.
  4. I would’ve said expanded instead of entered, but generally correct.
  5. Pig with 6 insurance runs. I hate that blonde Vol pitcher. Root, yesterday‘s pig pitcher, was losing his shit at not getting any calls from that ump with a really tight zone. Yeah, that was some pretty unfavorable calls, but keep your shit together and quit acting like you are the special star of your pitching coach dad’s Little League team.
  6. Ms. Garcia does not allow people to comment on her X account. Pity.
  7. This means “password” was already taken.
  8. Well, they are regular lawbreakers…
  9. Vols - bases loaded and no outs
  10. The other thing I was thinking about is the result of the urgently pressing need to search and investigate every box and cargo plane and railcar and truck in Russia. We know that the entire country is built upon theft and graft of government property and private property. It seems impossible to me that the thorough ongoing inspections will not catch some of that theft and black market transportation. Or they will examine the bills of lading and find out there is only half of the promised cargo. I’m sure you can always bribe local people to let you steal things, but now the local people are going to be subservient to state security services looking through everything. This has to be bad for the Russian national sport of crime-ing.
  11. so the very best outcome, seed wise, is we will see 15, 13, 8, 6 and 3 and three unranked teams. The worst outcome will be 14, 13, 9, and five unranked teams. I don’t see UCLA losing to UTSA and I don’t see LSU losing at home. Still, while the SEC had more of them, being a highly ranked turned out to be very unlucky for everyone this year.
  12. Fuck Miami. Glorious.
  13. A bit is a bit Stassney. It does not differentiate between sarcasm and truthiness…
  14. Actually, I’m apparently a pretty big deal in the broken sewer line insurance industry as well.
  15. Sir, this is a Surly’s… ISWYDT
  16. Hell, just ask the folks at MDA. I’m sure that their customer service reps have all kinds of information for patients that is readily available.
  17. The Bruins were leaving a ton of runners on base, but never getting a timely hit. That drought just ended with a couple insurance runs.
  18. MIA, you are kicking its ass. If cancer had social media - your elbow cancer’s relatives would be trying to start a GoFundMe due to the impending death of their beloved. Have you reminded your oncologist to tell your lady friend how much curative power blowjobs have on your particular cancer…..per…..studies?
  19. As a Gator, my hate index is far higher for Tennessee than it is for pig. I have many decades of hate in my heart for the Vols. Pig is just a team on the other side of the old conference lineup that I never gave much thought to, honestly. I assume you meant from a Texas perspective. So of course you are 100% correct.
  20. We’ll, I hope you’re at least sending flowers to that shiny scrotum person your fucking. When are the big brain surgeons gonna cut out the dying remains of your elbow cancer and throw it in the trash?
  21. Well, after all, we are a basketball conference now.
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