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Gatorubet

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  1. I hear that there is an anal suppository that slowly introduces sugar over time that is potentially effective. You just need to remember to cut most of the stick off the tootsie pop first.
  2. if willfully ignorant and prideful is the same thing as mentally ill, then yeah.
  3. Screw that. Everybody knows you just spray vinegar at both of them.
  4. Mine cost $66k a year. But not me. I pay a little over $2k. and don’t think I don’t appreciate all you subsidizing me.
  5. Liberation day!!!
  6. Joby still going down. Was 20, now 12. I thought they had some good news about the military use of their technology, but apparently there’s some bad news to be had as well.
  7. Dear Cletus: the fact that Trump will consider you an enemy if you release the Epstein files means that Trump is totally innocent. Because if Trump has nothing to hide, that is exactly why he will make you an enemy if you want to see the nothing in there. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
  8. The orange shitstain was talking today about sending troops to New Orleans. I guess since the Louisiana troops are in Washington DC we’ll get troops from Utah. 5D Chess!
  9. I would go with a company that calls self “Patriot” something or other…. Unless there is another company who calls itself “Patriot, Patriot”, or “More Patriot”.
  10. Maybe he’s moulting. Did you ever think of that?
  11. Set you down, father; rest you.
  12. I have absolute faith in her ability to find something else to obsess on
  13. The $800 Duty-Free Exemption Is Gone and Prices Are Rising Fast So some say.
  14. I guess the deep state pedophiles have been replaced by deep state necrophiliac pedophiles.
  15. “Why won’t Fido fetch now? - The case for no canine vaccines!”
  16. I guess that makes sense, as your immune system got amped up on the first shot to look out for what was coming in the second shot.
  17. Other than a sure left arm for three days, it was a breeze compared to what I expected. But that was the first one. What is the Surly consensus on the second shot versus the first shot?
  18. Evil Chauncey Gardiner would be a great band name. rep for reference
  19. And speaking of tariffs, I was on Walmart’s site, and like it does it, reminds me of all the things I once upon a time put in the cart and never bought. One was a $39 countertop icemaker. You know, one of those that makes nine bullet ice cubes every six minutes.. I thought to myself, you should’ve bought that (hurricane season and all). So I went to Walmart and found that it was $37. And when I went to pay, I noticed that the”Seller” (China) added $32 for “seller shipping”. Cool, cool, cool. Cletus and Lurleen won’t mind that little tariff tidbit added to their purchase. It slightly annoys me that they don’t call it a tariff, but seller shipping. They should call it the Trump tariff tax Did. Not. Buy.
  20. I like this. An economy of words, and yet an all encompassing message
  21. if you take the hat off, you will see that it’s just the Putin’s scrotum headband that he makes Trump wear during the two weeks’ between sanction threats periods. IOW, this is totally normal.
  22. jk. I sometimes rock this shirt.
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