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  1. I wasn't in Breck but I'm slumming at 9000 feet in the mountains between Golden and Nederland. It was 40 degrees this morning. It's supposed to get hot as fuck this week in Golden, but up here, it's 80s/50s. Went on 2 hikes yesterday. Playing golf this afternoon. I get to do this for an entire month before I have to go back to the Texas shithole. 4 more years until retirement in Colorado.
  2. This whole board went Satya. It's July. Some of yall need to chill the fuck out. Lots will happen between now and December. Still a whole fucking season and national championship to win.
  3. "24 year old pussy is the best pussy. She does this trick where she sits on my...." "Sir, please Dear God no."
  4. They are pissed because Schloss confirmed their biggest fear, that they are ALWAYS little brother to Texas, that they will never be Texas' equal. How can they be equal if the coach who led them to their first and only CWS final series would leave them to coach at big bad Texas? Schloss leaving for another school would get them mighty pissed, but Schloss leaving to Texas broke them. It made them look in the mirror and admit the truth.
  5. These douchebags insist upon themselves. In their defense, they know it's what their dipshit fanbase crave.
  6. Nothing is more threatening than a suburban mom on social media.
  7. Crash Davis/Me: If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that! J/k, sorta. I got paired with a guy who had a Lab putter. He loved it inside 6 feet. He hated it outside 20 feet. He said he has a problem with distance control on long putts. We traded putters after the 8th hole. I use a TM Spider. I don't know if my opinions of the Lab were biased from his comments, but I found the exact results that he said. I felt more confidence inside 10 feet but I couldn't lag on long putts for shit. At the end of the, he was willing to trade me straight up for my Spider. I declined. He said he was going to go to Golf Galaxy to trade his Lab for a Spider. Just like most everything in golf, it's all between the ears. It's the indian, not the arrow, mostly.
  8. Peon: "Boss, we found a body." Boss: "Kolaches!"
  9. The 4th district is basically west Kansas. It's basically east Texas without the trees and African Americans. Rural people are Trump party's wet dream.
  10. Any way to find out how many times this cumstain parasite has been picked up and released? Clearly this fuckhead is a threat to society. Yet the city, county and state can't seem to charge him with something to keep him off the streets terrorizing tax paying citizens? How many times can this loser use the I'm unfit to stand trial get out of jail card? How many other homeless fuckheads are there who are just like this dude, who terrorize Austin but are "unfit to stand trial"?
  11. Austria winning the group was expected by no one.
  12. This one is a doozy. Gaming is serious business. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/edward-kang-charged-attempted-murder-flew-to-florida-attack-fellow-gamer-hammer-sheriff/ A man is in custody on attempted second-degree murder charges after allegedly attacking another person with a hammer, police said Monday. Edward Kang, 20, allegedly flew from Newark, New Jersey to Jacksonville, Florida to confront the unnamed victim after a dispute through the online fantasy video game called ArcheAge, Nassau County Sheriff Bill Leeper said in a news conference. "This is a weird one," Leeper said. "Some things make you say 'Hmm.' Some things, you just can't make up. There are some things that make you say 'What in the world was he thinking?' And there are some things that make you say 'You're not going to believe this.' This case makes you say all four of those." Leeper said that Kang flew from Newark Liberty International Airport to Jacksonville International Airport and stayed at the Ocean Coast Hotel in Fernandina Beach since Friday. Once in Florida, Kang went to an Ace Hardware and purchased a hammer and flashlight, Leeper said. Receipts for the items were found in his hotel room. Kang was able to enter the victim's home in Fernandina Beach because the front door was unlocked, according to Leeper. Kang, wearing all-black clothing, gloves and a mask, attacked the victim, and the two ended up struggling on the ground, the sheriff said. Deputies were called to the home by the victim's stepfather, who reported being awakened by his stepson's screams for help. He told police he found his stepson on the ground struggling with Kang. Police found a "significant amount of blood" in the entryway of the home and in the victim's bedroom, Leeper said. Both Kang and the victim were taken to an area hospital. The victim sustained "severe head wounds," but they were not life-threatening, Leeper said. He has since been released from the hospital. Kang was released into the custody of the Nassau County Sheriff's Office. Kang allegedly told a deputy that the victim is "a bad person online," Leeper said, and asked how much time in jail he might serve for breaking, entering and assault. "I would say, 'Mr. Kang, it's going to be a long time before you play video games again,'" Leeper said. Kang is not cooperating with the investigation and remains in the Nassau County Jail, Leeper said. Jail records show that Kang has also been charged with armed burglary, in addition to the charge of attempted second-degree murder. Both are felony charges. Leeper said that the incident serves as a reminder that online altercations can spill over into the real world and stressed that people should exercise caution online, report suspicious behavior, and keep homes securely locked.
  13. Fun read about a homeless dude terrorizing people downtown. I'm sure he's back out on the street continuing his bullshit.
  14. Like clockwork. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/north-austin-abandoned-building-catches-fire-amid-community-concerns/ An abandoned building in the 900 block of Old Koenig Lane, near the intersection of West Koenig Lane and North Lamar Boulevard, caught fire late on Monday, according to the Austin Fire Department. AFD said fire crews extinguished the fire with minimal extension to the structure, and added there were no injuries. Multiple fires have been located at this address recently, AFD said on social media. This comes after KXAN previously reported on Monday neighbors near the abandoned building reported that the area was unsafe due to visible illicit drug activity in and around the property. There is no current timeline from the city as to when the abandoned building will be torn down.
  15. Derail a train full of families and kids. Old owners? Some dipshit who hates fun? Some homeless guy who hates people? Some teen idiots who were bored?
  16. I believe that's called the Lincoln Riley. It's working out well for him and USC.
  17. 70 yr old man drowns in Lake Travis. Surprise, he was using a hand held propulsion device at the time. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/travis-county/sheriffs-office-pulls-body-from-lake-travis-cove/ AUSTIN (KXAN) — A body “matching the description” of a swimmer who went missing Saturday afternoon was found Sunday evening after a search by multiple agencies, according to a press release from the Travis County Sheriff’s Office. TCSO described the swimmer in its release as a 70-year-old man using a handheld propulsion device and who was not wearing a life vest at the time. A 911 caller told authorities around 2:40 p.m. Saturday that the man hadn’t resurfaced after going underwater in a cove near Arkansas Bend County Park.
  18. Finish, got dammit.
  19. That was a soft ass goal. That was all sucky keeper.
  20. LOL. Balo, I fucking LOVE you. Forget everything I said!!!
  21. We miss Dest.
  22. Altidore is a better option right now that Balo. The dude is fucking atrocious.
  23. Balo fucking SUCKS!!!!!
  24. Which college should he chose? Mfer, he's wearing the fucking shorts.
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