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mr. sunshine

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  1. You just know this guy isn't going to have any sex ever unless it involves a cellmate
  2. Pat McAfee is once again full of cocaine
  3. Masterful. Had to read it twice
  4. Natty? Get the fuck outta here Steve Ludwick
  5. Hey man maybe you're the one who's digsuting
  6. Love me some Duke's mayo. Either that or Blue Plate
  7. According to the big brains on Pardon the Interruption we're not really a SEC team and suck anyway. I'm beginning to suspect I watch this show strictly out of self loathing and not liking having nice things
  8. Very much agreed. I especially dig the copters throwing down on the narcos and Benecio Del Toro coming back from the dead
  9. If some kind of liquid gets spilled on a table and it's about to ruin your phone, tablet, wedding photos, etc. how about just pick your phone, etc. up instead of being at the mercy of a fucking Bounty paper towel?
  10. Like a fat Eddie Haskell
  11. mr. sunshine

    Bert!

    Whenever announcers start talking about a kicker's stats before a kick you just know he's about to miss one
  12. Herbstreit will be so excited I'll bet he gives birth to another dog
  13. Fuck this fucking loser ass talk shit. We're going to skullfuck these fucks
  14. Got at least a dozen warnings from my Apple watch about my excessive heart rate
  15. Bert and Elko should get together and market some designer mumus. Lots of money in the mumu market
  16. First season as fans of a SEC team and we've already got the hang of it
  17. Saw Hank Williams Jr. try to open for ZZ Top back in Beaumont in the early 2000s. He played a couple of acoustic songs then started cussing the audience, saying this wasn't his kind of crowd then he left. There were a couple of chicks talking to each other loudly in the front row so maybe that's what set him off. Other than that, no idea. Next Monday a buddy told me that after that Bocephus went to a hotel down the road and played in the lounge until after midnight for free. Wow
  18. I'd also add Boyd Holbrook as Johnny Cash
  19. Their reputation was that like James Brown or Jerry Lee Lewis in their primes you didn't want to have to gone on after them. Saw/heard them at the Erwin Center in '84 and that was the gospel truth. One of the best live shows I ever attended and I've seen a few
  20. He believed he fought in the Battle of the Alamo for the good guys and was reincarnated according to a Texas Monthly article years ago. He also replaced Peter Gabriel as a lead singer and could play the drums like a beast simultaneously and pull all kinds of hot ass in his prime. But he was no Gil Bang, mind you
  21. I can think of the ideal settlement offer but they might want to dig the corn and peanuts out of it first
  22. If this holds up someone please photoshop BYU's head coach with a cowboy hat, shades, thick gold chain, etc.
  23. Saw Nosferatu last night so this hits close to home
  24. Turns out we put razor wire on the wrong border
  25. I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work there, Steamboat
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