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mr. sunshine

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  1. The stars are night at big and bright clap, clap, clap, clap Deep in the heart if Texas
  2. Plus the Kraft cheese commercials about if your kid won’t eat their healthy vegetables just drown that shit in Kraft cheese
  3. Most call it dog piling. aggy calls it Saturday night
  4. I don’t know if this is a Mitch Hedberg joke but if he was alive he’d wish it was
  5. This show about the rich, rich history of Mississippi State baseball and their 0 national titles is fascinating
  6. It’s like the old steam table at a titty bar. The one with the coagulated meatballs
  7. or the boombox isn’t working so we’re unable to serenade you with 12 straight hours of ranchera at full blast
  8. I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours
  9. Instead of strangling the whistler they’re actually clapping along. I think whoever determines academic rankings should take this into account when they rank Vanderbilt dead last
  10. This relief pitcher seems to have trouble coming to terms with the fact that he sucks
  11. Hey man you try chewing cud without it getting a little sloppy
  12. Well he doesn’t like you apparently
  13. I had to step away from the TV for a moment. Was that Mississippi State batter awarded first base because the lace on the catcher’s mitt might have grazed him?
  14. Although he plays for Virginia that guy had an Ole Miss hairdo, which voids the warranty
  15. So basically Triple H fucked her, lived with her and did massive amounts of drugs with her but believed putting her in the WWE hall of fame would trouble the kids he had with the daughter of the CEO of the WWE because she did some porn. Did I get that right?
  16. and the only people who will have consensual sex with them are each other. It’s a vicious cycle
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