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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Probably more like a fiftysome
  2. I’ve had shingles twice, but I’m still not going to risk the vax. It sounds worse than actually having shingles to me
  3. The GOP turds in the state house refused to add an amendment providing for penalties for false accusations, so this is what needs to happen. Every time a GOP state representative enters a women’s bathroom they need to be challenged to prove that they are woman. If they fail to do so, a complaint needs to be filed.
  4. I quit watching after the second interception. My life is way too fucked up to deal with this shit. I’m not about to read this thread, but I bet the meltdown is epic even by Longhorn standards. Have the Bench Arch and fire Sark threads been started yet?
  5. Then they need to crank up those treadmills to about 15 MPH
  6. Did they send someone with him to make sure that he didn't wander off in the airport and get lost?
  7. If I had any friends, I’d throw a big party when douchebag finally goes to hell. Instead, I guess me and the dogs will go to the ranch, shoot off a bunch of leftover fireworks, and then grill some (super expensive) steaks (one for each of us).
  8. Church’s is better that KFC, unless I happen to be in my way to the ranch and can stop in Sealy for some Chicken Express.
  9. I’m sure God would save me
  10. The total net worth of all American billionaires is about $6.72 Trillion. My platform would be to confiscate all $6.72 Trillion and issue a check to each American for$19,750.
  11. Coincidentally, there are now camps full of organs just waiting to be used
  12. Probably because it's at Dell
  13. There was a 165-point differential in the five major beatdowns Mack received at the hand of Stoops. Fuck that.
  14. It seems like the only medical research that isn’t published would be related to bio weapons and such? Is MD Anderson trying to weaponize cancer?
  15. One of the Democratic Senators could strap on a suicide vest and detonate it during a vote that couch fucker is presiding over
  16. I really, really wish he had come to Houston and knocked on my door
  17. I’m starting to believe RFK and his brainwork about fluoride in the water causing brain damage. How else can you explain the rampant stupidity in this country.
  18. That’s a fucking guarantee. They’ll probably ban all vaccines.
  19. If you had watched the video you would have seen the water bowl right next to the owner’s chair and heard about his frequent water breaks
  20. I’m pretty sure she’s taking his gravy
  21. Maybe my taste buds are fucked up, but the few hot dogs that I've eaten from Costco tasted like shit, ditto their pizza.
  22. I thought it sucked, but I still watched the whole thing and was semi-entertained. That probably says more about me than the movie though
  23. Like frozen eggs?
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