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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ouch.

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Still got one more than Nebraska, gotta stay positive.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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never realized black dudes take bigger shits. 

So I know he’s got purple drank and weed ready to go.  What’s with the Scope bottle and Pillsbury Dough Boy?

43 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Dough boy  it’s like a rabbits foot, for money 

holy shit that is fucking hilarious.  funny, funny shit.  funny that you know it, too. 

There is so much weird shit on the Internet that I have no clue about.

On 11/25/2019 at 7:02 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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On 11/26/2019 at 9:22 AM, Vic Mackey said:

I'm definitely skinny. No tats, though...And no gray hairs yet...

 

On 11/26/2019 at 9:03 AM, deadshank said:

Vic, you are much skinnier than I imagined.

So THAT’S what Zepol looks like! 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yes. This was my first video football game...

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On 11/27/2019 at 7:36 PM, Armybrat said:

There is so much weird shit on the Internet that I have no clue about.

and that's just here

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So this is the metric we are going by? As long as I don't live like some neanderthal in the woods, my life is great?

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oh, so your life is worse than what this poor child deals with on a daily basis?  I’ll wait. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

oh, so your life is worse than what this poor child deals with on a daily basis?  I’ll wait. 

That child doesn't have to pay for 12 pounds of appetizers on a first date.

 

Check-mate, El Hombre del Futuro.

Yes. This was my first video football game...
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My first football game was 10 yard fight. Everyone moved in the same direction
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7 hours ago, futureman said:

oh, so your life is worse than what this poor child deals with on a daily basis?  I’ll wait. 

Yep. I root for the Longhorns, Cowboys and Rangers. Much worse.

Lolz. He's got kids older than that.

Blumpkin is the nastiest thing I ever just learned about. I make porn for fun and entertainment but  that is just fucking gross 

31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Armybrat is this you?

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I wear shorts, polos, and Thigh length support hose on my left leg. Plus some more grey hair and 80 pounds.

Have only been to Cracker Barrel once....24 years ago.

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