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7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Portland, OR

 

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

Arlen, Tx

seems obvious 

Best me to it. 

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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'cause she just got dunked on!

On 1/13/2021 at 12:57 PM, markstanco said:

Pull the nozzle out about 2 to 3 inches and it works.

That's what she said...

On 1/14/2021 at 4:33 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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KC Missouri

56 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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lulz. what a fuckin whale. 

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

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oh wait the first one is the real cosmo cover...

No, it’s not “healthy”. smh

9 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

No, it’s not “healthy”. smh

As long as you she's not deep fried you could probably make a healthy meal or two out of her.

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

As long as you she's not deep fried you could probably make a healthy meal or two out of her.

you could feed a family of four for a year on that fat bitch. 

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

As long as you she's not deep fried you could probably make a healthy meal or two out of her.

There’s a model from that issue that states “health is whatever you want it to be.”  Imagine medical practice if physicians had that attitude. Relativity with truth is going to kill a lot of people.

56 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

health is  a lot like opinions.  Most people's is poor.

Vic Mackey says your username checks out

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Who was it that did the epic whiskey tasting running dialogue?  We need a repeat performance. 

36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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oh man that is hilarious. For some reason they don't care for their kids dental hygiene and they always have those silver teeth. I wonder if it's from the mindset "what does it matter, they will fall out anyways!"

On 1/16/2021 at 3:23 PM, ButtFumble said:

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oh wait the first one is the real cosmo cover...

The crib notes tattoos make it even worse.

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