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This meme is complete and Total fiction.

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I don't know about that. Showering in the morning makes it a fresh day. Showering at night makes it a funkified day. ... I always had a household rule of showing once a day. Didn't give a shit when it was with the kiddos

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I don't know about that. Showering in the morning makes it a fresh day. Showering at night makes it a funkified day. ... I always had a household rule of showing once a day. Didn't give a shit when it was with the kiddos
No way I can go to bed without a shower. And I work from home so I'm good without a morning shower
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1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:
I don't know about that. Showering in the morning makes it a fresh day. Showering at night makes it a funkified day. ... I always had a household rule of showing once a day. Didn't give a shit when it was with the kiddos

No way I can go to bed without a shower. And I work from home so I'm good without a morning shower

sometimes I do both. as long as you are clean homie

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

I don't know about that. Showering in the morning makes it a fresh day. Showering at night makes it a funkified day. ... I always had a household rule of showing once a day. Didn't give a shit when it was with the kiddos

Showering with kiddos is generally frowned upon. 

Showering isn’t some kind of precious resource that needs to be conserved at all cost.

that is a huge ass …. I mean, not for Walmart but for the “entertainment” industry. 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
3 hours ago, nineliveslost said:
I don't know about that. Showering in the morning makes it a fresh day. Showering at night makes it a funkified day. ... I always had a household rule of showing once a day. Didn't give a shit when it was with the kiddos

No way I can go to bed without a shower. And I work from home so I'm good without a morning shower

I shower at night because it increases me having sex with my wife by 1000%. She isn't giving me a BJ after a long day in my underwear. 

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

I shower at night because it increases me having sex with my wife by 1000%. She isn't giving me a BJ after a long day in my underwear. 

Wife? She isn't giving you a BJ regardless.

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8 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I shower at night because it increases me having sex with my wife by 1000%. She isn't giving me a BJ after a long day in my underwear. 

I always give my pecker a good washing at the sink before sexy time.

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