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19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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because woman that look like that wouldn't be the ones exercising this freedom. 

On 1/16/2019 at 2:57 AM, SurlyBDR said:
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Spoiler'd for longcat

Thought it would be Papa Juan

43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I had to read that 3 times 

It's a good thing she has big tits

I am certainly in joying them.
On 1/26/2019 at 7:30 PM, Walden Ponderer said:
On 1/26/2019 at 11:57 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Why hasn't she made him a damned sandwich? 

It's 10:20 in the morning.  She is still cleaning up from breakfast.  

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That’s some weird shit. But cool as well 

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I decided to treat myself to a great meal yesterday. So, I walked into a five star hotel restaurant. After going through the menu, I ordered some food. After about 20 minutes, a group of men and women walked in and ordered theirs. To my dismay, these folks got served first. I watched as they began to eat and laugh heartily. I even overheard one of them bragging about how he is connected to everyone in the hotel, and I felt mocked.

I decided to leave. Unable to take it anymore, I called the waiter. He calmly told me, “Yours is a special order being prepared by the chief chef himself. Their orders were prepared hurriedly by students on attachment because the top chefs are busy with yours. That is why they were served first. Please have some juice as you wait.” I calmed down and waited patiently.

Shortly after, my food was served by six waiters. Unknown to me, the owner of the hotel (who happened to be an old long lost friend of mine) saw me when I entered and decided to surprise me. She changed my simple meal to a five-star meal. The party at the other table were shocked. They could not stop staring. Suddenly, they were the ones murmuring, asking why they did not get the kind of meal and service.

Such is life! Some people are ahead of you and are eating now, laughing at you and talking about how they are better, wiser, and smarter than you, how they are blessed, well connected, have money, and are enjoying life. You are waiting tirelessly wondering why its taking so long to breakthrough. You endure mockery and humiliation. Maybe you have contemplated suicide, gone through depression, or suffered severe mental anxiety. Don't worry! The owner of the world has seen you and doesn't want you to be served a simple meal like those making a mockery of you.

You are waiting long because yours is a special meal. It takes time to prepare. And, only chief chefs prepare them. 
Relax and wait for your meal. When it comes, that laughing party will be silenced for good.

Stay blessed! Enjoy your day! This is my word of encouragement to you today.

#BreakThrough #LivingMyBestLife

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