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Whatever. I’m at least this old

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m Windows 3.1 old.

Windows 3.1 was installed ON TOP of DOS. 

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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3 fans...year round.

14 hours ago, General Specific said:

I’m this old. Basic for the win!
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322-page programming textbook & operating manual.

Yikes.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I went camping a few weekends ago with some other dads and sons. The dad responsible for dinner fucked up the steak. Perfect ribeyes cooked to a medium, medium well.

My son was excited at first when he heard we were having steak, but mid-meal he came up to me and gave me his plate. “Dad, I won’t want this steak, it’s not good.”

Around 9, he came to me and said he was hungry. When I told him to eat some of of the leftover steak, he got mad.

”I’M NOT EATING THAT STEAK! IT’S OVERCOOKED!”

 

I was so proud of him at the moment. 

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Huh, well this is awkward. I’ll let my kids know they’re actually supposed to be picking this shit up that they’re leaving all over the house. Apparently nobody but me knew.

Yep. Many kitchen-table talks. “If you boys tell us the truth you won’t be in trouble.”  
Two minutes later my brother and me are being whipped with an extension cord. 

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