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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Welp boys I think the thread title has been answered. 

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12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Welp boys I think the thread title has been answered. 

Came here to say, "we are now full circle to the title of this thread, see you next year."

Losing to a team with 43 wins (who are moving markets and could care less about the rest of the year) in the ugliest uniforms ever.  Also, the new TX logo sucks.  Go back to the normal T logo in red or blue.  Team looks like a busch league Rice out there.

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Mariners lost, Astros losing big and they can't muster up the effort to beat the worst team in the majors?

Cool. cool.

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Mariners lost, Astros losing big and they can't muster up the effort to beat the worst team in the majors?

Cool. cool.

If the Rangers lose tonight they are cooked and I'm doing a full on pivot to the Cowboys. Not even gonna watch the Rangers out of the corner of my eye.

Damn double plays! Are their a lot more than usual these days or does it just seem that way because the Rangers suck so hard getting runs in?

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17 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

they can't muster up the effort to beat the worst team in the majors?

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Josh Smith sucked even before he wasn’t 4 for his last 45.

Cut him and make an example of him, Bochy/CY you cowards.

I remember back in early May replying to another poster who said he'd be happy with 82 wins. I thought that was really pessimistic and improbable.

22 games left to get 6 wins. Place your bets.

1 hour ago, animaltobacco11 said:

If the Rangers lose tonight they are cooked and I'm doing a full on pivot to the Cowboys. Not even gonna watch the Rangers out of the corner of my eye.

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fuck me and I apologize to the regulars for doing a drive-by in the thread.  but as a lifelong rangers fan who sat the bleachers at arlington stadium as a kid, all I can say right now is 

lulz

what an absolutely comical fucking shitshow of an ending to a season. 

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Wow, a 2-run explosion! That has to be a Rangers September 2023 record for one inning.

Keep the winning streak going!

I'm glad I was able to pocket as much cash as I could early in the season selling my weekday tickets. My Saturday tickets sold at $11 and no one bit at $7 for today's game. Unfuckingreal. 

Two runs in 5.2. If he had been doing that for the Rangers today they would still be in the lead.

They should move Gray to the bullpen and try to make a closer out of him. He tends to look good for 2 or 3 innings before he loses his shit.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could bank a couple of these run outbursts for when we really need it. 

 

Except maybe that time is now.

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Longest win streak of the Fall?

Let's goooooo!

 

Series win!

 

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Must win games for us (aren't they all now?). The cheaters get the A's and the Mariners get the Angels. 

Must win games for us (aren't they all now?). The cheaters get the A's and the Mariners get the Angels. 

We’re not catching both of them. Need to focus on WC and pray offense can get and stay hot.
Must win games for us (aren't they all now?). The cheaters get the A's and the Mariners get the Angels. 

We’re not catching both of them. Need to focus on WC and pray offense can get and stay hot.
Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Haha, noted blazer Mitch causes Bassitt to lose his head for a run. 

He knows Mr. 5 for 51 wasn’t gonna do it. Seriously Josh sucks and is not a major leaguer. It’s malpractice to keep playing him.

7 minutes ago, animaltobacco11 said:

He knows Mr. 5 for 51 wasn’t gonna do it. Seriously Josh sucks and is not a major leaguer. It’s malpractice to keep playing him.

Jankowski isn't playing?

WTF, right over the middle of the plate like batting practice 

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16 minutes ago, animaltobacco11 said:

He knows Mr. 5 for 51 wasn’t gonna do it. Seriously Josh sucks and is not a major leaguer. It’s malpractice to keep playing him.

Now Evan Carter is a Major Leaguer.

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