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https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/crime/2023/06/15/5-tips-for-louisiana-drivers-to-protect-their-identity-after-moveit-attack/70327954007/

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On June 15, the Louisiana Office of Motor Vehicles (OMV) announced that a major cyber-attack has affected a number of government entities and the OMV is a possible victim to the attack.

The data breach was on MOVEit which is an industry-leading third-party data transfer service used to send large files.

OMV believes that all Louisianans with a state-issued driver’s license, ID, or car registration have likely had their name, address, social security and other information exposed to the cyber attackers.

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Is it bad that they have my name, address, Social Security number and birth date other Barry?

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It has to be connected to Louisiana requiring residents to submit their government IDs electronically in order to view online porn.  That little law made LA a target-rich environment for would be cyber thieves, since it probably opened up more avenues of attack.

We Not Gonna Talk About Louisiana Requiring ID to View Online Porn? (CR)

On 1/9/2023 at 8:50 AM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

This database of names and porn viewed will be the most unhackable database ever.

 

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3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"Fuck! Another Dennis Broussard with a 480 credit score!"

This is almost entirely too on the nose for parody.  Sort of like you did so well, I'm not entirely sure if you know a guy or if its a fantastic joke.  Bravo.  

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10 hours ago, BamaATL said:

This is almost entirely too on the nose for parody.  Sort of like you did so well, I'm not entirely sure if you know a guy or if its a fantastic joke.  Bravo.  

Born and raised in Port Arthur and have cousins from there to New Orleans. Crowley, Melville, Morgan City, Houma, etc, etc. A Lot of them work oil patch. I probably know 50 "Dennis Broussards" 

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Born and raised in Port Arthur and have cousins from there to New Orleans. Crowley, Melville, Morgan City, Houma, etc, etc. A Lot of them work oil patch. I probably know 50 "Dennis Broussards" 

Same story but I was gonna say Larry Heberts.

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