Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Mo Horn 8680]

Yordan is alive and well

[UTexasFight 9288]

This MFer:

 

 

[WBT 20131]

Yordan says f your cycle

[Scraps 13461]

Punished

[tx 3 putt 74764]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

X2

[WBT 20131]

109.5/27/444

Bregs!

[UTexasFight 9288]

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Also
 

Add a 109.5 mph HR

 

 

[UTexasFight 9288]

Gonna need that triple from Yordan in the 8th so we can get the computers working on “no hitter and a cycle in the same series”.

[WBT 20131]

lulz

Someone needs to get on how many games with 4 105+ mph hits there have been in the statcast era

Edited April 4 by WBT

[Scraps 13461]

Gonna need that triple from Yordan in the 8th so we can get the computers working on “no hitter and a cycle in the same series”.

I was thinking maybe a short liner that Springer dives and misses and it goes to the wall because it was hit 150mph

[UTexasFight 9288]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Gonna need that triple from Yordan in the 8th so we can get the computers working on “no hitter and a cycle in the same series”.

I was thinking maybe a short liner that Springer dives and misses and it goes to the wall because it was hit 150mph

That or a smoked shot 396 off the wall in left center rolls back to right field 

[Rip76 4871]

That was a strike.

[Scraps 13461]

Montero getting fucked

[Scraps 13461]

We have literally shut these fucks out 24 innings out of 25 and lost a game

[Mo Horn 8680]

HPU has sucked all night, but what's new, they all do

[UTexasFight 9288]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

HPU has sucked all night, but what's new, they all do

Ford and sparks talked earlier about how they fully expect challenge system to be in place next year.

absolutely going to be one year too late.

its works really well in the minors. No excuse to not call it up now, so to speak 

Edited April 4 by UTexasFight

[Mo Horn 8680]

Who is this Pena? 

[UTexasFight 9288]

I like rookie Pena better than sophomore Pena 

[Scraps 13461]

Pena all about those pre 4th of July homers lol

[YChang 3365]

Ok this is enough scoring... no double digits

[UTexasFight 9288]

We’ve awakened 

[tx 3 putt 74764]

The launching pad is hot tonight !!!

[UTexasFight 9288]

Yordan may get two more chances at this point 

[Snake Diggity 4545]

If Abreu isn’t washed up this lineup could be the deepest and best in franchise history.

[Scraps 13461]

That motherfucking goat ain't gonna be forgotten

[tx 3 putt 74764]

Just now, Snake Diggity said:

If Abreu isn’t washed up this lineup could be the deepest and best in franchise history.

It’s a mid line up with singelton in it 🥺🥺

[UTexasFight 9288]

 

15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

That or a smoked shot 396 off the wall in left center rolls back to right field 

So close!

Edited April 4 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13461]

That should have been #3 damn

[UTexasFight 9288]

We’re going Mike Bolsinger on this guy 

[UTexasFight 9288]

23 minutes ago, WBT said:

lulz

Someone needs to get on how many games with 4 105+ mph hits there have been in the statcast era

…games with 5+…….

 

and he still has the top 5 on the team .

Altuve T-5 at 105.4 too 

 

[Scraps 13461]

Damn we only given up 1 hit so far

[Scraps 13461]

I love this team. Fuck the haters.


(Except Singleton cannot bat 6th man when he subs)

[UTexasFight 9288]

28 minutes ago, WBT said:

lulz

Someone needs to get on how many games with 4 105+ mph hits there have been in the statcast era

What website is this from?

would like to see an updated graphic after our 7th

[tx 3 putt 74764]

Just now, Scraps said:

I love this team. Fuck the haters.

dana brown today - winners win, winning teams don’t worry about a slow start

[Scraps 13461]

dana brown today - winners win, winning teams don’t worry about a slow start

No only dipshit interweb message board posters do

[WBT 20131]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What website is this from?

would like to see an updated graphic after our 7th

baseballsavant

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/gamefeed?gamePk=746407

Edited April 4 by WBT

[UTexasFight 9288]

Just now, WBT said:

baseballsavant

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/gamefeed?gamePk=746407

Yep 

just found it

thanks 

[Scraps 13461]

I also like when cocksuckers want to come run their mouths constantly about dumb shit when we lose, but when we have a dominate game like tonight they are nowhere to be found.

Fucking fraud ass little bitches.

Don't even need to name names cause if you think its you I am talking about....it is bitches.

[tx 3 putt 74764]

 

[WBT 20131]

Yordan has raised his ops from .347 to .796 tonight

[Mitch Hedberg 2086]

Best 2-5 team ever. If the middle relief figures itself out or gets figured out, Astros will be in the thick of it. 

[WBT 20131]

throw strikes fuckstick

[tx 3 putt 74764]

Coleman = wild thing

[Scraps 13461]

Yep...same problem as spring training

[WBT 20131]

keep winning series

out of the cellar boys!

we're undefeated when we allow <2 hits and <1 run.

[UTHornFan014 706]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I also like when cocksuckers want to come run their mouths constantly about dumb shit when we lose, but when we have a dominate game like tonight they are nowhere to be found.

Fucking fraud ass little bitches.

Don't even need to name names cause if you think its you I am talking about....it is bitches.

[Hornsbay22 446]

This team is making me bipolar.   

Colemans stuff is filthy and plays if he is in the zone.

[runthebone 7874]

Should have swept these fuckers.

[Scraps 13461]

I bet this Astros translator got a stern talking to a week ago lol.

Are you sure you dont have a Bodog account??

[tx 3 putt 74764]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Should have swept these fuckers.

no hitter and 1 hitter