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Not terrible to give up just one

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Just now, Mez2 said:

Not terrible to give up just one

So Lance is not on your shit list?

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Not terrible to give up just one

On a team of mortals...you might be right.

 

I said the same thing you did as the inning ended, but that's half of his Astro-allocation of runs allowed for the game...

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That's a fucking leader right there

Carrasco is hanging some sliders tonight

Why are they talking about Correa's cognitive abilities?

Never has struck me as an over-thinker, or a dumbass...

 

Announcers being dumbass anouncers.

Just now, slorch said:

Why are they talking about Correa's cognitive abilities?

Never has struck me as an over-thinker, or a dumbass...

 

Announcers being dumbass anouncers.

I fucking hate when Fox carries our games

Why the goddamn fuck is Marwin batting 5th? He sucks fucking ass

Yep. I questioned that when I saw the lineup.
4 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

I fucking hate when Fox carries our games

Just now:  "Nice crowd here in Houston."  

I normally have to stream reditt but the boys were supposed to be on Fox but the delay caused em to show Yanks and Angels, Stros go hot and Fox stays with the fuckin Yanks, might as well be ESPN.  The streams are dead due to being scheduled on a major network I guess.  FUCK.  I got nothin.

55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

altuve was in the right there 

not watching, what happened?

I'm so off the marwin train

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

not watching, what happened?

Lance showed up yuli after he made an error so when they came of the field, lance went to give a fist bump to altuve for making a play, and Altuve looked like he grabbed lance' s glove and threw it down, making a point of not showing up your defense in public

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

not watching, what happened?

Yuli had an error on a hard hit ball to first, and LMJ yelled Furk!!! with some body language.

They run to the dugout at end of inning and LMJ holds his glove out for fist pump.  Tuve knocks it down and rips his ass for selfish behavior at expense of teammate.

Then Tuve hits 2 run HR in the top of the next inning.

Fucking direct tv, rain causing my satellite to go down so now I have no rockets or Astros games on tv. My shit didn't go out during Harvey not sure why the fuck it's going out more frequently now

LMJ needs to eat some humble pie tonight with the team. 

Makes perfect sense that Lance gets lit up like a pinball machine, and Sipp mows 'em down. 

Marwin is trash. Think last year went to his head.  Seems lost. He has no business getting playing time over jd. 

Tony Kemp is black left-handed hitting 9-hole Jesus

The combined height of our homerun hitters tonight is Peter Dinklage. And it is awesome. 

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