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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So dumb. 

 

they had a plan and stuck to it 

tuesday will be fun 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they had a plan and stuck to it 

tuesday will be fun 

Joe had a plan to throw Hader till is arm fell off and he stuck to it. Congratulations I guess. 

Alvarez back Tuesday if he doesn’t wake up in pain (he didn’t say it but he said it) 

Jake meyers to sugar land end of the week if all stays on track. 
 

cam smith sucks and I (Dana brown) am a moron for not sending him down a month ago, but it happens even to great players and we are still really high on him (which I absolutely agree with). 
 

I’d offer him 10-125 and if he didn’t take it send him down until mid September to steal the year and plan on trading him in 2029 or 2030. 

man what a smooth play by Correa to start that gidp

Do we have any starters that can throw fewer than 20 pitches in the 1st?

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Do we have any starters that can throw fewer than 20 pitches in the 1st?

No. Absolutely not. Nor relievers either other than okert. 

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

lotta hard contact. no bueno.

Yeah/ also unable to get swing and miss after getting ahead in count. 
when he’s good that’s the reason why. 

Arrighetti is terrible. Lucky double play from being a 30+ pitches inning. Make him throw 150 pitches today and put his ass on IL. And get a fucking haircut. You can look like you smoke dope and play Call of Duty in your mom’s basement all you want when you can get outs. Until then cut that shit. 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Arrighetti is terrible. Lucky double play from being a 30+ pitches inning. Make him throw 150 pitches today and put his ass on IL. And get a fucking haircut. You can look like you smoke dope and play Call of Duty in your mom’s basement all you want when you can get outs. Until then cut that shit. 

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1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Arrighetti is terrible. Lucky double play from being a 30+ pitches inning. Make him throw 150 pitches today and put his ass on IL. And get a fucking haircut. You can look like you smoke dope and play Call of Duty in your mom’s basement all you want when you can get outs. Until then cut that shit. 

 I never have a problem with someones hair style until they suck and the first thing I say is "cut your damn hair".

Is Dubón that fucking stupid to swing at the first pitch after our pitcher just threw damn near 30 pitches and we just had two quick outs? WTF. 

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

 I never have a problem with someone’s hair style until they suck and the first thing I say is "cut your damn hair".

Wulaw is rubbing off on me. Or maybe it’s we’ve been cooking brisket and drinking since 5am. Either way he needs a haircut.

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

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Guilty. And don’t care. He looks like a turd. And pitches like one. 

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Is Dubón that fucking stupid to swing at the first pitch after our pitcher just threw damn near 30 pitches and we just had two quick outs? WTF. 

yeah that was unbelievable, as  a veteran he knows better than that

 

There you go JP. He's having a monster year

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

There you go JP. He's having a monster year

 

cam got on, stole a base to get in scoring position 

manufacturing runs !

 

 

 

 

balk !!!!!!

Edited by tx 3 putt

smart balk by Rogers to put a runner on third with one out. Astros kryptonite

 

Huge wasted chance for a crooked number

You want a strike out against, play infield back with a runner 3rd less than 2 outs.

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Splash Zone update was uh… interesting. 

baseball y'all!

4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Correa should stay at 3b next year, dude has been money. 

I mean- there is literally no doubt he’s going to do that. 

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Correa should stay at 3b next year, dude has been money. 

Don't know any reason why he wouldn't. Pena ain't going anywhere

2 swing and misses for SA is all in 4 innings, one of which was a foul tip just now sponsor of only counts for half. 
I was on this in the second inning- thanks for waking up Kalas/Blum. 
weirdly effective start for SA as it’s not usually how it gets done. 
And yes- he should cut that fucking hair. Only Jake Marisnick should have long flowing hair. 

47 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Wulaw is rubbing off on me. Or maybe it’s we’ve been cooking brisket and drinking since 5am. Either way he needs a haircut.

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By the by/ I really like correa at 3B but if Paredes comes back and his mobility is limited Ilsuch that he’s bad/unplayable at 2B I’m pretty sure Correa would be really good at 2B too. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Just now, Gourmand said:

damn shit fuck I thought Walker did it again

I thought it was going to get out. 

 

a Yainer walk is not something I expected to see today

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

a Yainer walk is not something I expected to see today

4 walks in last 8 games. Probably means nothing, but…

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

4 walks in last 8 games. Probably means nothing, but…

Hadn't he previously walked once in 100 ABs? 

6 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Hadn't he previously walked once in 100 ABs? 

And it was intentional I believe!  Something like that. 
like I said, probably nothing. 

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