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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry

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18 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Sure Jerry Jones the owner will fire the incompetent gm Jerry Jones for his failures . As long as money keeps rolling in no change in Dallas

Jerry already did that for the day to day. It’s worse with Stephen.

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I hate Jerry and I hate this franchise. What a fucking beating. Same shit every year.

Who's starting the offseason thread?

DC doesn't fucking matter. Jerry would make the hire and nobody worth a shit wants to work for him especially as an assistant. It would be some old bastard whose heyday was in the 90's or someone younger but who has failed multiple times and has no other options. Jerry is allergic to young innovators.

Why do the Dallas newspapers, TV stations and Dallas area citizens continue to support the Cowpersons? Isn't it time for unrelenting unmitigated criticism?

8 minutes ago, UT59 said:

Why do the Dallas newspapers, TV stations and Dallas area citizens continue to support the Cowpersons? Isn't it time for unrelenting unmitigated criticism?

They are all chicken shit and the fans just want to win. The vast majority of NFL fans have a generational love for the team. My dad and I both graduated Texas 🤘🏼but he was a lifelong Cowboys fan. Saturdays belonged to Texas but Sundays belonged to Dallas. And sadly most of the time both teams haven’t been on the upswing at the same time and I bonded with my dad over football. It made life hard for me. lol. Trying to learn nickel and dime defense and Tampa High from my dad while he’s burning either his Longhorn or Cowboys shit on the front lawn for the entertainment of our neighbors. At least Jerruh is too old to shout how you like them 3 SB’s? Because 30 years ago is fucking a long time for a GM to fail this badly, shit even Texas has won and MNC and should have won a second in that timeframe. Damn, fire yourself Jerruh or meet me at 9 pm on Rainey. Have some fucking pride you miserable fuck. Damn,

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

I hate Jerry and I hate this franchise. What a fucking beating. Same shit every year.

Who's starting the offseason thread?

I started one.

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I will say this - losing that game was, shockingly, a strategically competent move that I didn't expect.

Truth.

Now go and get Cleveland's DC, maybe he understands how to use those tackles we payed out the ass for.

Schwarz is well respected and has options. Zero chance he even considers working for Jerry Jones. He'll just look down the hall and find some loser to take the position like he did with Shottenheimer.

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

They are all chicken shit and the fans just want to win. The vast majority of NFL fans have a generational love for the team. My dad and I both graduated Texas 🤘🏼but he was a lifelong Cowboys fan. Saturdays belonged to Texas but Sundays belonged to Dallas. And sadly most of the time both teams haven’t been on the upswing at the same time and I bonded with my dad over football. It made life hard for me. lol. Trying to learn nickel and dime defense and Tampa High from my dad while he’s burning either his Longhorn or Cowboys shit on the front lawn for the entertainment of our neighbors. At least Jerruh is too old to shout how you like them 3 SB’s? Because 30 years ago is fucking a long time for a GM to fail this badly, shit even Texas has won and MNC and should have won a second in that timeframe. Damn, fire yourself Jerruh or meet me at 9 pm on Rainey. Have some fucking pride you miserable fuck. Damn,

Newspapers/radio/tv in Dallas routinely trash Jerry. It doesn't mean shit though because the Cowboys are a worldwide brand, so that stadium in never going to be empty. It certainly isn't just north Texas people keeping it afloat.

On 1/4/2026 at 5:02 PM, Vermin said:

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24% of the cap is just from Dak.

They'll restructure again to about the same percentage. Looking at salary cap info for the next year before UFA and Spring cuts is bad way to assess salary cap situations.

23 hours ago, Vermin said:

Patriots, Bears, and Jaguars have first year coaches.

And Jerrah couldn't have hired any of them to take this job. He's simply poison to this franchise. Absolute poison.

23 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I’m not sure Jerry wanted any of them

LOL.

20 hours ago, DougO said:

I mean people acting like this was the Titanic of Cowboys seasons compared to...?

Just a shit-ton of LOL at that.

The shittiness of the defense was sort of shocking. Like you almost have to try to be this bad, as in a tanking team. Jerrah really tried and is of course, puzzled as to why they sucked and why people think he's a moron.

The rest of the top 5 are in the 80's. So it easy to say, this is the worst defense in modern football. What accountability will come from it? Yea, sure, the DC gets fired, but where the fuck was the HC? Jerrah should be drawn and quartered in the middle of Plano, but the Dallas press is a bunch of nutless groupies.

11 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I will say this - losing that game was, shockingly, a strategically competent move that I didn't expect.

They one assignment they got correct.

9 hours ago, UT59 said:

Why do the Dallas newspapers, TV stations and Dallas area citizens continue to support the Cowpersons? Isn't it time for unrelenting unmitigated criticism?

Fantastic question. Why do simps continue to go to the stadium? Why do they continue to buy his merch? Why is the Dallas press such pussified cunts?

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Newspapers/radio/tv in Dallas routinely trash Jerry. It doesn't mean shit though because the Cowboys are a worldwide brand, so that stadium in never going to be empty. It certainly isn't just north Texas people keeping it afloat.

This is true. And aggregates like USA Today's Cowboyswire and SI versions are often very critical, especially the local beat guys. But that's news. The sell fluff and outrage, and the Cowboys are like the ultimate giant attention magnet with Fluff / Outrage poles.

4500 yard passer

2 1000 yard receivers

1000 yard rusher

Next year is our year boys

Eberflus fired. Time to go coach shopping.

On 1/4/2026 at 7:27 PM, DougO said:

It was a shitass season, but when you put it in the perspective of the first year of a new regime, really about what one should expect.

They weren't gonna win shit.

One of the shittiest ever, but don't worry, as that dickhead announcer said on MNF, "Dak is in control..." Now heading into his tenth or eleventh fucking season, or something like that. We're cursed. Thanks Jerry.

15 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

4500 yard passer

2 1000 yard receivers

1000 yard rusher

Next year is our year boys

Be careful, that last sentence is covered by an aggy TM.

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