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Okay, are we just not talking about he pronounces the word “murderer?”

I’ve shown some of his more recent rallies to some speech language pathologists, and they think he may have had a TIA. 

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

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I will always posrep the few posts here that make me chuckle.  That one definitely does.

Both of these videos are... wow

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Both of these videos are... wow

Looks like trolling.

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Looks like trolling.

Jibber jabber jibber jabbering, mumbo jumbo, denial, key-key-key-key-key-key!

Watched a couple of those clips and everybody on both sides of those issues are fucking idiots, but the bearded speaker takes the cake when he points to the emergency exits during the housekeeping announcements and calls them, "Fun Little Shortcuts you see."  It made me chuckle about the old free speech adage, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.  In a crowded theater where he's explaining what kind of language to use and not use to be respectful of others, he called the fire exits, "Fun Little Shortcuts."  

Anyway, both sides on this need to stop talking, but mainly the bearded emcee guy . 

Solid troll job here by the gov

 

 

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Solid troll job here by the gov

 

 

His parking job needs to be added to the pics of parking douche baggery thread. 

But they were handicapped accessible. 

Solid troll job here by the gov
 
 
Yeah, giving me money is the only reason I'd eat their shitty bbq too.
On 8/2/2019 at 8:06 AM, EMAWesome said:

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Can you make one that says "run like you're a brown person shopping for school supplies?"  Thanks.

You don't need to have a Twitter account to see the tweet, no? 

Both of these videos are... wow
 
 
 
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On 8/7/2019 at 10:20 AM, Brisketexan said:

Can you make one that says "run like you're a brown person shopping for school supplies?"  Thanks.

I'm too busy trying to figure out how to do "run like Joe Biden wants to smell your hair."

One worth a laugh and one worth a thought...

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25 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I'm too busy trying to figure out how to do "run like Joe Biden wants to smell your hair."

Tell you what -- I'll take a world where Joe Biden wants to smell my daughter's hair versus one where god knows how many assholes want to murder my daughter because of her last name.

I'll take that fucking deal every fucking day of the week.

Or, maybe we make this deal -- you can get rid of Biden, but you have to sign up for a world where our leadership is totally cool with whipping up people who want to murder your family because of YOUR last name.  Sound like a good deal?  Personally, I would bet that we'd both rather be dealing with Biden.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Tell you what -- I'll take a world where Joe Biden wants to smell my daughter's hair versus one where god knows how many assholes want to murder my daughter because of her last name.

I'll take that fucking deal every fucking day of the week.

Or, maybe we make this deal -- you can get rid of Biden, but you have to sign up for a world where our leadership is totally cool with whipping up people who want to murder your family because of YOUR last name.  Sound like a good deal?  Personally, I would bet that we'd both rather be dealing with Biden.

 

 

22 dead Hispanics killed by a guy on a mission to kill Hispanics, inspired by the sick fucking “replacement” creed you believe in and push isn’t paranoia, it’s about as real as it gets.
You have a special place in Hell.
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