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I would just like to make sure that if you are thinking about raping and murdering 5 year olds, the better option for you would be to register as an illegal and then leave the country so you will have the chance to come back legally some day.

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The new A/C ad with the kid spouting skateboard man lingo might be the worst one ever. I'd lock the little bastard in his room and jack up the heat until he passed out. 

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3 hours ago, SameSame said:

Junior’s vacay stories can be a low key beating.  He is apparently the last person ever to be around kids.

Or maybe I’m getting cynical and don’t give a damn about anyone’s kid stories.

did you know that sometimes 3 year olds spill their food and it gets beneath the car seat. incredible. 

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He told that exact baby was cranky we went to Fiesta story last year. 
I hope he tells it every year till she’s about 19 and he comes back and says, she ran off down there with some guy and we found her 3 hours later in a porta-potty snorting bathtub crank.

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