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I would just like to make sure that if you are thinking about raping and murdering 5 year olds, the better option for you would be to register as an illegal and then leave the country so you will have the chance to come back legally some day.

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The new A/C ad with the kid spouting skateboard man lingo might be the worst one ever. I'd lock the little bastard in his room and jack up the heat until he passed out. 

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3 hours ago, SameSame said:

Junior’s vacay stories can be a low key beating.  He is apparently the last person ever to be around kids.

Or maybe I’m getting cynical and don’t give a damn about anyone’s kid stories.

did you know that sometimes 3 year olds spill their food and it gets beneath the car seat. incredible. 

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He told that exact baby was cranky we went to Fiesta story last year. 
I hope he tells it every year till she’s about 19 and he comes back and says, she ran off down there with some guy and we found her 3 hours later in a porta-potty snorting bathtub crank.

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I'll always lament that George scrubbed that segment where he poured his heart out to Randy Rogers and Randy replied "Pork Chop just got a mortgage" in a very Tech just scored the ugliest field goal cadence. 

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It's funny, and I do like George, that his terrible band gets a pass at a station full of music snobs, especially when Danny was there.

It's understandable, he's their friend, but come on, it's cosplay.

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On 5/5/2025 at 9:39 AM, mdmost said:

The new A/C ad with the kid spouting skateboard man lingo might be the worst one ever. I'd lock the little bastard in his room and jack up the heat until he passed out. 

It is giving trading Luka vibes

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On 5/5/2025 at 9:25 AM, SameSame said:

Junior’s vacay stories can be a low key beating.  He is apparently the last person ever to be around kids.

Or maybe I’m getting cynical and don’t give a damn about anyone’s kid stories.

i appreciate Junior's vacation and kid stories.  but that's because, like Junior, i'm a first time father in my 50s.  thus, i'm the outlier.  the vast majority of Ticket listeners are in their 40s/50s and already went through this phase 15-20 years ago when Jub and Corby and Bob and Dan went through it.  so it was definitely more relatable back then.  i can certainly understand how listeners with teenagers or post-college aged kids have zero interest in Junior's tales, but i enjoy them.

the Dumb Zone has even more kid talk since Jake and Blake both have kids 5 and under.  but at least that talk is funny and is on the more day to day struggles of child-rearing, versus Junior's vacation stories with his daughter.

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holy shit, the Slapshot Brothers were so bad at 8:40 that it was hysterical.  they all broke.  Junior could barely hold it together when he "called in" and asked his question.  George was slipping into an Irish accent.  completely wheels off.

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holy shit, the Slapshot Brothers were so bad at 8:40 that it was hysterical.  they all broke.  Junior could barely hold it together when he "called in" and asked his question.  George was slipping into an Irish accent.  completely wheels off.

Exactly… I mean…

The Irish accent drive-byes and Junior making it 1 second into his bit before dying laughing…

That was a trainwreck that had me laughing hard
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holy shit, the Slapshot Brothers were so bad at 8:40 that it was hysterical.  they all broke.  Junior could barely hold it together when he "called in" and asked his question.  George was slipping into an Irish accent.  completely wheels off.

Team Slap Shot Brothers! Not sure they’ve got enough material for any more like they do with the Touchdown Brothers but I’m here for it.

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