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Poor bastards having to go to effin Green Bay in the spring time to cover a boring af event hanging out with a bunch of cosplaying incels. Shoulda made sweet spot hacks go, they’d be a better fit there. 

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On 4/15/2025 at 4:16 PM, TornACL said:

Can someone here talk to the ad wizards at the little Ticket and kill that fucking annoying truck commercial with the two choads talking about all the awesome offroading shit they did over the weekend?

If I encountered that conversation in my office break room I would throw hot coffee in both of their faces.

I'd rather have that hardwired into my head than that dumb bitch changing her thermostat. I didn't think anything could be worse than I didn't just say it, I sung it!  I've stand corrected. 

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6 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Hey boys it’s Cruz in Aledo. Shout out to P1 Tommy Taco. 

hey bitch.  your quinn draft prediction fuckin blew up in your face and you’ve been fuckin ducking me to save face.  I want my goddamn bucket of blood. 

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1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

Jon Altschuler all over SportsDay campaigning for a very limited election. @C-Man, please tell me you didn’t vote for this guy. 

I have a kid at the HS but live just outside the district so I don't have a vote. What do you mean he's "all over SportsDay"?

I would've probably voted for him up until a couple of weeks ago. In the last few weeks, however, he's continually shot himself in the dick by over-saturating his presence in the PC online groups to the point. Seems like a smart guy but you've got to the game come to you sometimes. I don't particularly like how Denton hasn't agreed to do any co-events with Altschuler so people can hear both their perspectives on issues at the same time. Denton was running unopposed for quite some time and then once Altschuler jumped in, there was an allegation that Denton cribbed quite a bit of Altschuler's platform from his campaign site. (Again, I don't have a vote so I haven't paid nearly as much attention to this race. It does not appear that Denton is as 'crazy' a candidate as Siino or the lady who ran right around COVID who got a large campaign donation from a hard-right GOP/christofascist donor from Mississippi. My kid is also done with HPISD next spring, so in short, I'm about to no longer GAF if somebody wants to crash the district into the side of the mountain. Morgan Meyer's already bailed out of the cockpit.)

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i don't care what anyone says, i love doocy and his diaries remain incredible. 

I like when Doocy fills in. Gordo making him giggle like a school girl is always funny.

His diary can go a little long but it is funny.
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On 5/1/2025 at 8:25 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Cirque is coming back as part of No Puppet Productions. Looks like Danny will be a part of it. Mike’s noncompete is ending soon.

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I’ll sign back up for cirque. That shit was the perfect errand run/chore background noise on non fall Saturdays. Near pitch perfect idiocy #ChefX

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Junior’s vacay stories can be a low key beating.  He is apparently the last person ever to be around kids.

Or maybe I’m getting cynical and don’t give a damn about anyone’s kid stories.

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If you know anything about Junior, you'll know that he never even wanted kids but now it's the best thing ever. I chuckled thinking of the failed smile he had as he was getting his food to go. 

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I would just like to make sure that if you are thinking about raping and murdering 5 year olds, the better option for you would be to register as an illegal and then leave the country so you will have the chance to come back legally some day.

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The new A/C ad with the kid spouting skateboard man lingo might be the worst one ever. I'd lock the little bastard in his room and jack up the heat until he passed out. 

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3 hours ago, SameSame said:

Junior’s vacay stories can be a low key beating.  He is apparently the last person ever to be around kids.

Or maybe I’m getting cynical and don’t give a damn about anyone’s kid stories.

did you know that sometimes 3 year olds spill their food and it gets beneath the car seat. incredible. 

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He told that exact baby was cranky we went to Fiesta story last year. 
I hope he tells it every year till she’s about 19 and he comes back and says, she ran off down there with some guy and we found her 3 hours later in a porta-potty snorting bathtub crank.

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I'll always lament that George scrubbed that segment where he poured his heart out to Randy Rogers and Randy replied "Pork Chop just got a mortgage" in a very Tech just scored the ugliest field goal cadence. 

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It's funny, and I do like George, that his terrible band gets a pass at a station full of music snobs, especially when Danny was there.

It's understandable, he's their friend, but come on, it's cosplay.

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On 5/5/2025 at 9:39 AM, mdmost said:

The new A/C ad with the kid spouting skateboard man lingo might be the worst one ever. I'd lock the little bastard in his room and jack up the heat until he passed out. 

It is giving trading Luka vibes

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Oh, joy, Sean Bass is going to be at the same Wilco/Waxahatchee show my wife and I will be at tonight.

I'm going to spoil the Stars score for him if I see him.

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On 5/5/2025 at 9:25 AM, SameSame said:

Junior’s vacay stories can be a low key beating.  He is apparently the last person ever to be around kids.

Or maybe I’m getting cynical and don’t give a damn about anyone’s kid stories.

i appreciate Junior's vacation and kid stories.  but that's because, like Junior, i'm a first time father in my 50s.  thus, i'm the outlier.  the vast majority of Ticket listeners are in their 40s/50s and already went through this phase 15-20 years ago when Jub and Corby and Bob and Dan went through it.  so it was definitely more relatable back then.  i can certainly understand how listeners with teenagers or post-college aged kids have zero interest in Junior's tales, but i enjoy them.

the Dumb Zone has even more kid talk since Jake and Blake both have kids 5 and under.  but at least that talk is funny and is on the more day to day struggles of child-rearing, versus Junior's vacation stories with his daughter.

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holy shit, the Slapshot Brothers were so bad at 8:40 that it was hysterical.  they all broke.  Junior could barely hold it together when he "called in" and asked his question.  George was slipping into an Irish accent.  completely wheels off.

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holy shit, the Slapshot Brothers were so bad at 8:40 that it was hysterical.  they all broke.  Junior could barely hold it together when he "called in" and asked his question.  George was slipping into an Irish accent.  completely wheels off.

Exactly… I mean…

The Irish accent drive-byes and Junior making it 1 second into his bit before dying laughing…

That was a trainwreck that had me laughing hard
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holy shit, the Slapshot Brothers were so bad at 8:40 that it was hysterical.  they all broke.  Junior could barely hold it together when he "called in" and asked his question.  George was slipping into an Irish accent.  completely wheels off.

Team Slap Shot Brothers! Not sure they’ve got enough material for any more like they do with the Touchdown Brothers but I’m here for it.
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On 5/8/2025 at 10:24 AM, Jive Turkey said:

holy shit, the Slapshot Brothers were so bad at 8:40 that it was hysterical.  they all broke.  Junior could barely hold it together when he "called in" and asked his question.  George was slipping into an Irish accent.  completely wheels off.

Yeah had me rolling...the way they're fake Canadian accents morphed in fake Irish ones.

The way that Sal, who always says "the cowboys such or what" saying "The Stars are good right?" was icing on the cake.  A true meltdown that was actually funny.

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