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  2. He looks worse than normal in that photo. It would be hilarious if someone put billboards around MAL with his worst photos.
  3. Not a half bad premise but just a terrible execution start to finish.
  4. They're just not the same without his sweat towel.
  5. Early in our marriage, she got a "Gazelle" machine, which was fucking stupid. Then she kicked it up a notch to an elliptical, which she actually did use from time to time but not enough to justify the purchase. After it sat for years with clothes hanging on it, we sold it and I thought the game was finally over. But no, some fucker on FB just had to sell this thing. She has already talked about one of those little walking treadmills but I have vetoed her idea.
  6. Who is starting at QB for TCU? Max Knake?
  7. Went to the lodge for the big O tournament last night. Room is much nicer now, but still not as nice as TCH. It's funny how the lodge now just copies everything TCH is doing. Had a few good hands at the beginning but never got cards after the break. With buy in and add on -$140. Headed over to TCH after that to play bomb pots. Bought in for $300 was down to $100 in about an hour without winning a hand, added on $100, back down to $100, added on for $200 back down to $150. Then got aces and on the river hit nut flush on one board, and an ace for a boat on the other, scooped a $600 pot. Hung around $400-$600 for a while then got AsAcKhTs, Flop on top board AhQs9s, bottom 4s2s4d. Pot it for $45, get several callers. Turn is Q on top, 7 on bottom. I bet $100 and get 2 callers. Rivers are 9 and 4. I bet out $100, hoping for both to call, next guy pots, other guy goes all in, calling puts me all in, other guy calls. First guy flips over 22, other guy AQ. I scoop a $1300 pot. Go up and down from that point and leave on a high point, leaving with $1665, over $1000 profit.
  8. I couldn't give a fuck less about Lincoln Riley. I like USC not being too good because my college buddies will get annoying about it.
  9. Patterson ain't walking through that door. USC should roll
  10. My son & DIL are sitting in our usual seats that we have reserved since 1993. Mrs. Brat & I last attended a game there in 2019.
  11. SC by a million.
  12. BREAKING: Bielema demands giant pop tart, despite winning Music City Bowl
  13. It’s the only thing saving us right now
  14. What’s your problem, Kazansky?
  15. Yeah I have nothing against kneeling the ball. It's very low on the list of things wrong with modern football.
  16. This. But fuck tcu more
  17. Can they both lose?
  18. Bret: " It's dick eatin' time! "
  19. I'm probably the only fucker on here who hopes things go well for Lincoln Riley. Let's go Muleshoe-Coach Leach Express!!!!
  20. No panties? You dirty girl.
  21. They earned the fortune to be able to kneel the ball and run the clock. If they missed the FG, that's the payoff you're looking for.
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