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  2. Don’t worry. We’ll send in the military to get the infrastructure in place to take all of their oil and other natural resources and do it under the banner of protecting Americans from the tyranny of whatever TFG decides he wants to use to distract from the fact that he’s a pedophile.
  3. He’s 80, he’s done loads of hard drugs in his life and he’s a narcissist. He’s also a closet alcoholic, but that should also be obvious to anyone who has read his tweets. FIFA could have given him a big gold star to put on his clothing that looks like the Star of David and told him he’s the King of all peace deals and he would’ve accepted it. All of you that raised children had smarter kids once they could ride a bike than TFG. I am going to eagerly write about this time in world history down the line and write worse about TFG than Samuel Eliot Morison did about Admiral Halsey. Not only is there no bottom with him, the hole is infinite and it has sucked in millions of feckless morons across America who can’t count to potato, but are self-assured experts on pandemics, autism and geopolitics. I can guarantee that I could absolutely run across one of these older idiot cult members in the wild, use the term geopolitics and be asked what a Geo Metro has to do with anything.
  4. pinche heb washington ave moved the carts to an out of the way spot, now we have products where the carts used to sit ....
  5. Cop Land still rules. Stallone, De Niro, Keitel, and Liotta at the height of their powers. 90% of The Sopranos cast. Great Springsteen songs too. Available on Paramount+.
  6. Mi Tienda spicy pork + Tacodeli Dona sauce are terrific. I’m done hunting for parking lot tamales. I should have never doubted y’all.
  7. So, the biggest motorsport forum I know of is the Autosport forum. It covers all sorts of motorsport, and is UK-based, with thjousands of user posting from all over the world. They also have a forum for pretty much everything else, which includes a U.S. Politics thread. Welp, long story short, aggy's stupidity is well-known even across the pond ...
  8. Yeah my aggy neighbor last night found every way she could to work in mentions about having lost to the team headed to the title game - so according to her they must not have been so bad. It was weird though. She never mentioned losing to Texas the previous game. I just let her run with it. Didn't say shit. Best way to handle aggy. Drives 'em batshit crazy.
  9. hahaha 👍 Denver
  10. Today
  11. @immamac needs to make this a real post reaction.
  12. Thought this would already be posted here, but I reckon not. 'It's uninvestable': ExxonMobil CEO punctures Trump's Venezuela pitch to oil executives https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/it-s-uninvestable-exxonmobil-ceo-punctures-trump-s-venezuela-pitch-to-oil-executives/ar-AA1TVCNX?ocid=finance-verthp-feeds
  13. I think we need to skip that stage and go to Esso Station.
  14. You are a fascist cunt. Get the fuck out of here, bootlicker.
  15. There was never a plan.
  16. atomheartbevo replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    And yes, Trump said this.
  17. She can stand with ICE all she wants. Unless they are standing on actual ice.
  18. Yeah literally as soon as they got Maduro, they abandoned all the fentanyl nonsense and immediately pivoted to "Look at all the oil we'll get!!!"
  19. Who do we think it was?
  20. I really can’t stand these people. Hopefully they regress back to their potential and the teams on their schedule don’t collectively melt down over the course of the season.
  21. not many people make it to 150. that’s gotta be a record.
  22. Thanks. I haven’t looked at the ‘27 class much. The portal has taken what little bandwidth I have. OU disgusts me. Hope this kid ends up playing tight end.
  23. Tigress wins the 500, two damn good tourneys to start the year.
  24. It must be nice to be that happy all the time.
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