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MissingInAction

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  1. Tires is greatness.
  2. Next time i ride in a car with someone I'm telling them they smell like fucked butthole. Im in tears.
  3. Can I seek asylum in Ireland once they start rounding up gingers?
  4. He's the only "human" I'd command my dog to attack. Actually I dont think she'd have to be commanded.
  5. Better have a Franco in it, or I'm out.
  6. Im convinced McDeez uses it as their "special" sauce.
  7. Can confirm. Theres a splash of relish in it too i think. That or I added it myself.
  8. I can hear the mosquitoes fucking, but ill take it.
  9. Its all the Brazilian fart porn in your browsing history.
  10. He fucked a garden gnome, or the garden gnome fucked him.
  11. War fighters sounds like a character class in a D&D ripoff.
  12. Great news! Im there every Wednesday afternoon. Mondays for nulesta injection. At the st davids north for a sack o blood with a side of platelets. Its full of olds watching fox news. Already turned off the tv nearest me. They're too weak to object.
  13. Hey man! Just a few bad apples. Thats all.
  14. Im not creating an ig account so what am i missing?
  15. Everyone but Looch has turned red. I wonder if the others will get racist and gang up on him.
  16. Ive been watching a few eps every night and caught the one where Hank gets ass lifts. Fucking lol the entire episode.
  17. Any good? I need something to watch while im laid up.
  18. I know some very respectable cocaine users. I used to be one. This douche canoe is not one of them.
  19. That wall eyed cunt will be the next POTUS.
  20. Meh, they were just testing the system. Ana, probably.
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