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Parliament

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  1. I read a local newspaper article a few years back quoting a theater manager who said, “A teenager who comes in and asks for a job wants it. A grownup who comes in and asks for a job…you don’t know.”
  2. It’s time to appropriate frozen Russian money and by weapons to kill them with. Where are these shells coming from? And how many shells/day does the UKA need?
  3. We raise ‘em tough in rural America.
  4. Drug mule jk Good one here. After a summer of sweating his butt off in the Austin sun, sitting in a classroom reading a textbook will be fun.
  5. So what’s the predominant traffic direction? Russian colonists bugging out or Russian military assets moving in?
  6. Sorry again for that. I don’t pick up on cues very well. Did you at least enjoy your pizza? ETA And tell your wife I said hi.
  7. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/04/02/he-paid-for-all-that-himself-colt-ford-says-toby-keith-put-20-million-into-ok-kids-korral-a-private-hospital-for-children-with-cancer/
  8. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/04/02/man-arrested-for-firing-a-gun-in-downtown-nashville-to-celebrate-divorcing-his-wife/
  9. I’m really glad Ukraine is on our side. And for whatever reason, I’m proud the American 40 mike mike has found another purpose.
  10. I thought only uniformed police officers were allowed to shoot dogs?
  11. Gives you unsolicited driving advice from the passenger seat.
  12. If you’re talking farm ground yes. Nothing to cut down, plow under or drain. Re: unexploded ordinance, they do they really care about getting some Russian “colonists” kilt?
  13. Much easier to steal improved land than it is to develop your own.
  14. Old movies gave no heed to the safety of stunt men and animals. Very refreshing.
  15. What are they gonna do? Write a strongly-worded note?
  16. And bigger wheels. Don’t hate.
  17. He might be overplaying it. But good on him for following a regime. Make sure she sees all the neighborhood Karens checking out the new, buff UT_O81. She has competition now, and needs to up her game.
  18. I've stared at fat chicks wearing bikinis, and I think it's more like what you're experiencing.
  19. It’s definitely magic. A friend is/was pre diabetic and got on it a month ago. Down 20#. Said you gotta literally set a reminder to eat. Appetite totally gone. Gotta meal plan to make sure you get enough protein and veggies and everything. He said electolytes need to be a focus too? He also thinks if you don’t do the meal planning thing it could be dangerous. You’ll literally starve to death. The “no doctor walk in clinic” thing scares me. Seems we’ve had problems with those before?
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