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All you early day drunks have already passed out.  Where are all of the night drunks?

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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Still in.

Sexy time on deck

So we'll see you in a couple of minutes?

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Where did all the drunks go?  I know Radical Larry is here (he's a fellow SA native so I know he's here).  Incredulity?  Don't pass out after sexy minute or two. Anastasis, stay out of that goddamn cloak room.

 

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3:15pm discovered a rando 750ML bottle of vodka in my liquor cabinet that I didnt know I had

3:15:06pm opened said bottle. poured a small drink for myself

5:15pm bottle looks to be 2/3 full

7:15pm bottle may have 2 shots left

7:16pm bottle is empty. 

switched to beer, because why not.

11:15pm calling it a night.    cant hang like i used to. 

 

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Bullshit. You gotta fight through that bullshit.  I'm about to pour another drink and I hate drinking alone over the internet.

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

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This thread will be more fun once I get my son to go bed in a few minutes.  Then I can truly get drunk (I have to navigate stairs and it's not a good idea for an 11 year old to see his Dad really drunk).

 

Disclaimer: that's probably already happened a few times

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2 minutes ago, Hate said:

Bullshit. You gotta fight through that bullshit.  I'm about to pour another drink and I hate drinking alone over the internet.

Got my delivery order in for tomorrow. The staples. Bloody mary mix, titos, bourbon, coke, tequila, limes. 

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1 minute ago, Hate said:

This thread will be more fun once I get my son to go bed in a few minutes.  Then I can truly get drunk (I have to navigate stairs and it's not a good idea for an 11 year old to see his Dad really drunk).

 

Disclaimer: that's probably already happened a few times

wait until they catch you on the patio with the one hitter. 

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8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

3:15pm discovered a rando 750ML bottle of vodka in my liquor cabinet that I didnt know I had

3:15:06pm opened said bottle. poured a small drink for myself

5:15pm bottle looks to be 2/3 full

7:15pm bottle may have 2 shots left

7:16pm bottle is empty. 

switched to beer, because why not.

11:15pm calling it a night.    cant hang like i used to. 

 

I'm not sure I want to know how you used to hang if you're past your prime and still putting away a fifth and some beers in 8 hours. 

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20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

wait until they catch you on the patio with the one hitter. 

I was just on the porch in this exact situation.  It turned out just fine.

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37 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

This is fucking dope - I'm not sure how Dilated Peoples have evaded me up to this point. I'm seeing that The Alchemist produced this track - not sure if you know who Action Bronson is but he has a show called "Fuck That's Delicious" (on Hulu) which is pretty damn entertaining. The Alchemist is a regular member of his posse. 

And @Hate I'm here with you late night. Took an after work nap and got to it about 9:30. 5 brews deep but I ran out of the small amount of snow I had so I might be passing out soon. 

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I guess I keep waking up my son. He’s come down 3 times since I put him to bed, but at least he’s singing along with the Grateful Dead like his old man. It’s Friday....err, early Saturday Surly!

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I made a trip to Twin Liquors today to get 3 more big bottles of bourbon, because you never know when things will go south.  I also got the wife about 30 bottles of wine\champagne so we can get through the nest couple of weeks.  I hope everyone is having a great Thursday night.  Ordinarily I would be camping on my annual Easter weekend camping trip out near Rock Springs.  I'd be doing what I am doing now, except with all of my friends that I've known  for 30 years.  So, I'll have another drink with my drunk virtual friends.  Here's to my Surly drinking buddies!

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Sitting on the porch drinking whiskey. Been a slow drizzle, but the show looks like it about to really start now. 

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Rainy nights are my favorite for sitting on the porch and drinking.

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3 hours ago, Hate said:

I made a trip to Twin Liquors today to get 3 more big bottles of bourbon, because you never know when things will go south.  I also got the wife about 30 bottles of wine\champagne so we can get through the nest couple of weeks.  I hope everyone is having a great Thursday night.  Ordinarily I would be camping on my annual Easter weekend camping trip out near Rock Springs.  I'd be doing what I am doing now, except with all of my friends that I've known  for 30 years.  So, I'll have another drink with my drunk virtual friends.  Here's to my Surly drinking buddies!

$600 of liquor in one trip?

Impressive.

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Absolutely !! I know I will. There is literally nothing less to do.

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1 hour ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Sooooo f'n bored with this quarantine. Got a little toasty last night and ended up on the shart thread this morning.
Do it again today? 🤘

If you are posting this at 4PM, you are already about 5 hours behind the curve. 

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On beer #3, just finished watching the 2004 Masters rewind.  Need to finish off this electric jellyfish now

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41 minutes ago, Hate said:

Absolutely !! I know I will. There is literally nothing less to do.

from the beer thread and just for you

 

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3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

from the beer thread and just for you

 

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Finally checking in with my first drink.  I don't know how long its been since I've had a beer, but that one looks good. I would absolutely drink that beer.  I probably drink less than a 6 pack a year these days and have been like that for several years.

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

Finally checking in with my first drink.  I don't know how long its been since I've had a beer, but that one looks good. I would absolutely drink that beer.  I probably drink less than a 6 pack a year these days and have been like that for several years.

We've been pounding Modelo Especial in honor of Grupo Modelo shutting down beer production.

Edited by rage-a-holic

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I heard.  Do they brew Pacifico too?  I may have to get a 12 pack for the impending pool season. 

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Oh 

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

i would kill all of you for a growler of electric jellyfish right now. 

Just go to the Growler Bar you dweeb. 

 

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2 minutes ago, boknowstecmo said:

Oh 

Just go to the Growler Bar you dweeb. 

 

Went to toss to pick up pies. They don’t have growlers On site and I am not passing one of mine around the bar. Sorry, not sorry. 

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3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Went to toss to pick up pies. They don’t have growlers On site and I am not passing one of mine around the bar. Sorry, not sorry. 

Ok that's fair, but also, you know, you COULD have Jellyfish if you really wanted it

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59 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Went to toss to pick up pies. They don’t have growlers On site and I am not passing one of mine around the bar. Sorry, not sorry. 

I'm not even going to pretend that I know what this means. 

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25 minutes ago, Hate said:

I'm not even going to pretend that I know what this means. 

Pizza place. Gorged on wings and pizza. Had to drink modelo from fridge. 

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1 hour ago, boknowstecmo said:

Ok that's fair, but also, you know, you COULD have Jellyfish if you really wanted it

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Edited by Anastasis

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Just now, Hate said:

Can I nominate who you start with?

I guess I wasn't quick enough with the edit...

 

But since we negotiating....

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