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My daughter is pregnant and so I  thought if she's going sober, than I will too. For the pregnancy. Kept it to myself. 

What a crock of shit! I thought I'd lose weight. I couldn't get enough of ice cream and cookies. I'd have more time to get things done. I watched more TV. I quit socializing because my friends drink. The funniest comment was "yeah, bet you thought you were going to get a hobby or something."

Anyway, I'm back at it. My pool game is a little rusty but there's only one way to get to Carnegie Hall.

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Hell, yes.  What more of a reason to drink than "my daughter is pregnant"?  That will absolutely drive a man to drink.,  Full disclosure, I only have one kid and he's a boy. 

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New floors installed, all appliances and furniture back in place (at least where the wife approves)....I told her it's quitting time and time to start abusing my liver...I'm now 3 glasses of Balcones bourbon past the end of the runway and off into the wild blue yonder of flying my couch for the evening

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I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family as we will just party all weekend.  We will make up with mimosas and be drunk around the fire late into the night while celebrating the man that started this all.  It's bittersweet as I love my family.  But I also loved my Grandpa.  I miss him every single day. 

Oh well.  I'll have one more drink for Grandpa. 

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