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luke duke

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  1. I don’t cook anything but slabs of bacon below 275. I’m usually over 300. A couple of months ago I may have been over-served at a neighbor’s house and promised to bring a brisket over for dinner the following night. My wife woke me up at about 10:15 the next morning and reminded me about the brisket. It was on by 11 and done at 4:30. The ribs and chicken were done at exactly 5:30. I sliced everything and we were over there at 6:00 sharp. Perfecto
  2. I picked up a nice strip from Midland Meat Market. I highly recommend stopping by if you ever have the misfortune of being in Midland. Cooked in a 275deg oven and then seared on the grill. I normally reverse sear at a lower temp, but I was hungry.
  3. So how did the Lemon Party turn out?
  4. Good ol’ Mickey Mantle.
  5. I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.
  6. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N4RSNV3/
  7. You want to buy another pit from me that you’re not going to use?
  8. Did you ever even use the pit that I sold you 10 years ago?
  9. Do they make an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5gal water jug?
  10. Probably Katy. I hear she got $172 for Hornfans.
  11. You’re goddam right! Maybe I can start wearing my asbestos winter coat and snort some lines of talcum powder like my grandpa did! I hear that lead paint chips are quite tasty too. Maybe I’ll start putting those in Junior’s lunch this year.
  12. Are you on the market?
  13. Any big Surly discount?
  14. Maybe you can install one of these in the new house
  15. This is the dumbest thing that I’ve ever heard of. How in the hell are you supposed to Dutch Oven the wife with one of those? Get an Ooler.
  16. Jeez, save some pussy for the rest of us.
  17. All of the stores have the same washers/dryers at the same price. I’m the rare event of a price match, they’ll all price-match.
  18. That explains the huge bush
  19. The cart belonged to the elotes lady. The lady that was selling the worst tamales that I’ve ever had in my life had a cooler and a chair. This was 2004 in front of Fuel City.
  20. Logan’s. I was there on a rally busy night. Maybe NYE. The line for the bathroom wasn’t moving at all. I took the last sip of my beer, whipped it out and filled the mug back up while standing at the bar. I set it on the bar and walked away.
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