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luke duke

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  1. Truckers are known to look out for their favorite lot lizards.
  2. What kind of Honda? Unless it’s an SUV, even a small bottle jack may be too tall. A 2’ piece of 2x6 probably would have solved your problem. Did you put the jack in the right spot? Usually there’s a notch that will help prevent the jack from twisting.
  3. You could have saved a few bucks and had the jumper cables do double duty.
  4. Who was the poster that had an Aussie chick tell him to “chuck it in me dumpa”?
  5. You can’t drink all day if you don’t start first thing in the morning.
  6. If stupidity had direct and immediate consequences this country wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in right now.
  7. Does your grandmother know that you stole her plates?
  8. I’ve never heard someone refer to testicles as Chucky’s.
  9. Sorry about your small penis.
  10. Posted by a right-wing, bible-beater that I used to know. Half of his Facebook posts contain a scripture quote. He has no clue.
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