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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I don't even know who the CEO of Ford is. My news feed tried, unsuccessfully and annoyingly at first, to force me to know who Elon Musk was. That wasn't enough, so Elon Musk insisted and bought the world's largest social media site, because apparently I "didn't get" Elon or why he was the most interesting man the world in the first few hundred or so inescapable encounters. Now he's a clown fire confirming most things I suspected but had little idea were so cartoonishly accurate.
  2. MTG ruining Ghostbusters with her woke agenda.
  3. Your Honor, I feel I'm not being heard. It seems you don't quite understand the consequences of my actions are going to have a significant negative impact on my life. Honestly, sort of a big fail on your part.
  4. Just think of it as Surprise Driving.
  5. Good ol' boy coming outta the Lampasas Stripes to me in passing: "Truckload of ugly right there!"
  6. The Berlin Wall is never coming down. Gay marriage will never be legal. There will never be a college football playoffs. Donald Trump will never be president...
  7. They'll refer to him as The Big Guy like companies refer to the Super Bowl as The Big Game.
  8. And then Robert E Lee said "They're after me Lucky Charms." But Trix, they're for kids. They're great. Like America's great. And will be great again. Wow.
  9. It's not a cupcake and nobody wants it.
  10. Aside from getting your brother's age wrong, Barron hypothetically getting money sent to his bank account from his his/your dad from shady deals is pretty much the trial-free means by how your trust fund dad became a millionaire by age 8, you whiney asshole.
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