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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. What's a reserve police officer? A guy who can be there when things get outta hand, the regs need backup and it's time to crack heads, but also values a work/life balance that allows him to pursue his other interests- torturing kids.
  2. Tried all week not to post this NSFW bit, but it's Friday I guess.
  3. Prepare for a wave punditry from commentators who believe we need semi-automatics to protect us from the border "invasion" that we should stop giving arms to people being attacked by a war criminal.
  4. *Suddenly, MTG comes sprinting down the aisle towards the ring. She too is pregnant with Vince McMahon's baby*
  5. Like I said, I have no idea, but I think a closer description of that clip was Putin called Tucker a lil' tutu boy and Tucker laughed like a lil' tutu boy.
  6. Can't remember where I read it, but I recall a mention in a profile of Putin that, due in part to his KGB background, he has a special contempt for traitors and double agents, even those who benefit him. I have no idea if that's what's going on here.
  7. ...aaaaand it's done. https://www.texastribune.org/2024/02/08/texas-am-qatar-campus/
  8. 2015 MAGA: HE'S JUST JOKING!!! 2024 Alito/Thomas: Can a president shoot someone on 5th Avenue?
  9. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/mojo-nixon-dead-obituary-1234964257/
  10. You should sue and open yourself to discovery like Dominion did with Fox News, or Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss did with Rudy Giuliani, or E Jean Carroll did with Trump, or the second time E Jean Carroll did with Trump.
  11. Surprise, Cockbag!!!
  12. No one can hide a member from you, Marge.
  13. We're approaching that point in the storyline where Gaetz reveals he's pregnant with Vince McMahon's baby so Chip can suck it.
  14. Attach a rider saying states that allowed slavery were wrong and responsible for the Civil War. Done!
  15. Living on lakeside property created by government socialism in the 30s is pretty sweet!
  16. J6 was a histrionic, leftist fever dream, Scheiss. It didn't happen the more you don't think about it.
  17. Ok guys, that play sucked. Let's try to be more astute, aight? Up Ivanastute on 3. Right? Ok! Break!
  18. Well, that clears up that question no one asked on the politics board.
  19. You East German asshole.
  20. When a conservative talks, the safest assumption is they're lying.
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