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Gil Bang

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  1. holy fuck, this guy is 73 and he looks like he's 100. Ringo looks like a teenager next to this asshole.
  2. what a wanker.
  3. I went to see chuck berry on a double-bill, and he never played because the box office wouldn't cash his check. But, the other half of the double was JAMES MOTHERFUCKING BROWN, and he blew the fucking roof off of the place. What a fucking performer. I would argue that he's the best to ever do it, and man, his band. Wow.
  4. maybe I should get a new scout too. The one I have is a '62
  5. Until you wrote "tele" I though you were discussing the gloryhole.
  6. Remember when he became "William Patrick Corgan"? What a pompous asshole.
  7. The Derkabear.
  8. based on my research, bears are attracted to menstruation. And pik-a-nic baskets.
  9. that dickbag Hannity and Ainsley Earhart have announced their engagement.
  10. at that number, I'd go over on the Angels.
  11. Mine travels for work, so she's awesome. All cosmetics and hair stuff are duplicated and already in her suitcase. Tootbrush, bras, panties, etc. That's half the battle. On her birthday, I woke her up with coffee and said we're leaving for two days. Bring a swimsuit, a cocktail outfit, and hiking stuff. She's ready in 15.
  12. word to the wise: let him have his hair the way he wants it...he'll be less likely to do other weird shit.
  13. I've had that happen, and I appreciated it at the time because I felt like she was trying to be at her best when she came to bed. Meanwhile, this GF is every bit as impatient as me. I can be brushing my teeth and she's yelling "are you gonna fuck me or what?"
  14. that's quite nice; thank you. it's weird with Steve Martin. Obviously he enjoys playing because he can do whatever the fuck he wants and he chose to get really good at that, but he never really shows any joy when he's playing. That's what I always LOVED about Jerry Reed. When he was shredding, he was grinning and laughing like a kid at Disneyland.
  15. a client of mine owns several Thai restaurants in greater San Diego. He brings in his staff from Thailand on H1-B Visas and provides housing for them (which he buys from me).
  16. cut it square and use something like this: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Everbilt-8-in-x-8-in-Adjustable-Spring-Loaded-Plastic-Access-Panel-APS8/204509823 Morello wears his guitar high when standing, so it's in the same position as when he's sitting.
  17. Y'all use real cheese or the whiz shit?
  18. all I know about "Boy Meets World" is that Maitland Ward is a dirty, dirty girl.
  19. Gil Bang

    Landman

    I don't drink it regularly, but it seems like they've jacked up the price. It's on the expensive side.
  20. Gil Bang

    Landman

    same company
  21. In my asset manager days, I dealt with a very flamboyant gay dude by the name of George Tate. He had inherited the Pussycat Theater chain from his lover. They had the exclusive license to show "Deep Throat" in CA. About 30 locations, IIRC. Anyway, he'd pissed away millions and was in trouble. We were trying to negotiate a workout. He came in for a meeting with the management team. He shows up with a lawyer, and a personal assistant. The lawyer walks into the boardroom, introduces himself, and sits down. "Where's your client?" He'll be in shortly. Just then, the assistant walks in and, in a loud voice, says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. GEOOORRGEEE TAAAATTTEE and Mr. Tate makes his entry. Weirdest thing I've ever seen. Tate died several months later, and left his new lover all of his assets, and all of his enormous debt.
  22. Ah. Something to look forward to. Thanks for sharing with us. I really look forward to your report, as I've been considering one of these myself. Meanwhile, any of y'all wanna buy a '37 Gibson?
  23. Today I learned that Balcones doesn't know shit about fuck about Ken Calvert. If balcones ever met Calvert, he'd drop to his knees and suck Calvert's flabby cock.
  24. Hosted the GF's entire family last night. Usually when those assholes get together and drinks are involved, arguments and sometimes squaring off happens. Last night, everybody was on their best behavior. We ate great food (cooked by me), drank, and acted merry. Many laughs, some gambling, and an all-around great time, with a big mess for me to clean up. Meh...I put "Revolver" and "Rubber Soul". on the CD player, popped a few tops, and got the mess knocked out in the time it took the dishwasher to do two loads. And the GF was so appreciative of my hard work, that she took responsibility for another "load" when I finally came to bed. pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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