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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Are you saying that starting players were making hoborrhea as recently as this week?
  2. So Kingham for sure gets the start against A&M?
  3. "Aint no middle of the mall shit...short bus shit. I stay with some seasoning salt"
  4. Yes he is. My bad. Even more full of white trash. MM looks like DaviD Lopan from Big Trouble In Little China.
  5. Do you think Shugart is pitching better because he got rid of the glasses or he was finally initiated into whatever white-trash gang he is trying to impress with those tattoos. Lake Travis is rough brah.
  6. Guy is hitting .097 with no rbis.
  7. Sittin’ with her MiMaw and Gindad?
  8. Exactly. He definitely wants the shit that’s in the safe in the master bedroom. He also worked at Party Boys.
  9. He is a cross between Travis Tritt and Jack Black.
  10. This tech pitcher looks like he might lead the Big 12 in non-consensual sexual encounters.
  11. His name is queen too. Can’t make this up.
  12. New pitcher looks like chunky ghey
  13. Those eye black crosses are bad. He probably has his girlfriend convinced she is still a virgin because it’s “anal” and Jesus approves.
  14. When you have guys who will probably be drafted that peepee their pants and balk, you are doing a bad job.
  15. Lots of balks, lots of walks. Completely undisciplined staff. Shit show
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