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TexArcher

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  1. Brown leather tri-fold, you heathens.
  2. Man, I would be really interested to see research into people's voting patterns and receipts of welfare. I bet it would be eye-opening for some of y'all. And at least you said "baby D's" and not "baby N's," I guess.
  3. Yeah, that's the problem, just like Exxon can find a climate scientist who isn't sold that climate change is man-made.
  4. Look, if you incorrectly believe that a fertilized egg is a human being, or that government has the right to legislate morality based on pressure from churches, then go ahead be that fucking stupid. There's nothing any of us can do to stop you. But this isn't some woman who just doesn't want to be pregnant anymore; this is a mother who's trying to have her third child. And now she doesn't get to, because she got horribly unlucky, and she must be absolutely gutted right now. And you pieces of shit are going to tell her that she has to risk her own life and her future fertility (holy irony, Batman) because you don't want to set a precedent. There's a legal apparatus in place for a medical exception, and any reasonable person can see that this situation qualifies, or why even have such a medical exception? But no, you fucking ghouls want to make a point. There's no abortion in Texas. Period. Baby Jesus don't like it, so we don't like it. And, let's be honest, you also want the next few dozen women who get this horribly unlucky to understand that they need to just go ahead and go to another state to have their abortion, quietly. You don't even care that the abortion happens anyway, not really. You only care that it doesn't happen here. Fuck 100% of the people who support this decision. Your lack of compassion is an absolute disgrace.
  5. Exactly. I have aggy cousins. I don't know any sooners, and I'm not going to. There's one at work, but I've never spoken to her dumb ass.
  6. Well, the diploma on my wall says otherwise, friendo. Fuck aggy. But fuck ou a thousand times.
  7. As we prepare to resurrect some dormant rivalries and we have some time to kill before the playoff (that we're in), this might be worth a little discussion. Vote your conscience. Also, fuck ou.
  8. I have said for about 30 years that Texas A&M is Texas Tech with a god complex. I think we're both right.
  9. This is like a midget referring to the fact that he still can't dunk a basketball as underachieving. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
  10. Wordle 905 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. I mean, that was 100% holding. I sure hope I'm here if the Cowboys are ever penalized twice for one foul like the Eagles were earlier, lol.
  12. Wordle 904 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. A well earned 0 points at Goodison today. I feel like I should get a gift card from the Megastore for sitting through the whole two hours worth.
  14. So how fucked is ou with Dillon Gabriel portaling out? It makes me smile, but I assume they'll just steal somebody else's starter like always?
  15. The next poster who mentions any type of band has an underdeveloped wiener.
  16. My Aunt in Houston asked me at Thanksgiving if I still feel safe living in Austin with all the violent crime since all the cops quit. She looked genuinely concerned. I think about 1/3 of the country now pictures Austin as the inside of a New York subway car circa 1987 -- just brown people, graffiti, switchblades, and crack everywhere. Whatever it takes to keep them from moving here, I guess.
  17. You're aggy. You're 100% the target audience for sleeveless shirt, pasty, barely muscular, too loud Pat McAfee.
  18. I'd truly like to know what AI could come up with using Stephen A Smith and Pat McAfee as models. It really couldn't be worse.
  19. Wordle 902 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A few people in here already like
  20. The NCAA should step in and tell FSU that they can be the #4 seed in this year's playoff if they give back their 1993 title, when they were in the championship game at 10-1, while 11-0 WVU and 11-0 Auburn didn't get in. Don't worry, Bama -- FSU Fan will very quickly wake up to the reality that Michigan will give them a nationally televised embarrassment, and they'll end up with one fewer national title. I've gone from feeling a lot of sympathy for FSU fans to wishing they'd go sit down. I look forward to Georgia shutting them up.
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