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  1. That actually improves the look of some of those troglodytes
  2. The perils of paleontology. I've spent a lot of time in the collections rooms at museums. Sometimes uncomfortably close to where people were working on turtles. I also took an osteology and evolution of turtles class at UT and spent a semester in the same room with turtle bones. Turtles are cool as shit, but if I never smell another one again, I'm okay with it.
  3. We already send way more federal money to red states than they contribute. We can subsidize it and still make money in the long run. We need to name the relocation program something like "Super Patriot Freedom Express" so they don't think it's socialism though.
  4. Also little known fact, most reptile bones don't smell like much of anything, but turtle bones smell awful. They are greasy and stink up the hallway out side the room someone is looking at them in. Kind of like McConnell's shart.
  5. Losing Mitch would be a huge loss for them. He's been a master at wrangling the insanity, using it as a screen and producing results that are horrid for the country. No other Republican senator could have come close to ruining everything McConnell has ruined. The only thing I feel bad about here is that McConnell has access to world class healthcare after spending decades making sure other Americans don't have access to any medical care. Fuck him. The sooner McConnell is gone, the better for the future of America. Rot in peace motherfucker.
  6. Hopefully Pringles visits the front soon and Ukraine can use a HIMARS to give Pringles tungsten balls in his dick too. And his everywhere else.
  7. The House of Saud doesn't care about the money, but they financed it so they could turn Twitter into controlled opposition. Their plan was to be able to control the messaging and read the DMs of dissidents and criticizers of Saudi policies. Possibly find some good stuff to use as blackmail. Twitter becoming a Nazi infested shithole changes that. None of the people they wanted to control and spy on will be using Twitter much longer, if they still are. They could lose 10 times the money and not bat an eye, but I am positive they are super pissed at losing the access and control. Maybe they'll invite Elon to meet with them in a Turkish Embassy.
  8. He is stupid and his wife wants desperately to be the First Lady while she's still young enough to pull off the Tacky Kennedy cosplay.
  9. Dark Triad 2.0
  10. Occam's Razor mang. DeSantis is constantly doing stupid shit, because DeSantis is actually stupid. He's the governor of Florida, because the voting majority of Floridians is both stupid and cruel.
  11. Yep. It's a cult and cult members aren't known for reaching out to get information that proves the cult is full of shit. The leaders are just trying to get enough plausible deniability to keep people from seeking the truth.
  12. You don't get the physique of a meatball without eating both meat and pudding.
  13. Pasted in plain text for the Dark mode folks.
  14. I honestly don't get why everyone keeps saying DeSantis is a smart guy. His record shows he's actually a mouth breathing idiot, who is not smart enough to listen to professional policy makers, think tanks, or anything he should have learned in school. Instead, he chooses to listen to his own worst instincts and those of his tacky TV news show wife. He went to Yale, but he didn't get in because of his academic accomplishments, or brains. He went to Yale, because he was good enough at baseball to get into an Ivy, but not good enough to play for a D-1 or go MLB. At some point, people will have to accept that he is every bit of the simple minded mediocrity he appears to be.
  15. Obligatory It's a vagina, not a clown car.
  16. Russia must have known the Kerch bridge would be attacked 9 days ago then, because they've been announcing they would pull out of the grain deal for nearly 2 weeks. Alternatively, they are lying, because they are fucking liars. Anything Peskov says about anything is almost certainly a lie. It's quite literally his job description. Now we see if Erdogan is going to flex nuts on Putin. I think he will. If he doesn't, he will look weak.
  17. Both directions of Kerch bridge damaged. Had noticed the railing on the far side appeared to be offset on some of the previous shots posted. It is. This video shows one side of the road has dropped at least a foot, the other direction is partially detached. Looks like the underlying pillar IS damaged, which matches what the Crimean Putler official said earlier and lines up with Ukrainian claims of using a water surface, or submarine drone.
  18. There once was a ship that put to sea. The name of the ship was the NAFO O' Tea. The ship was filled with cartoon dogs. To blow that bridge down low. Soon may the Find Out come. Putin fucked around now away he'll run. One day when the Find Out comes. He'll tuck his tail and go.
  19. People are whining on Twitter about "civilians" possibly being killed in the strike, which is bullshit. The Kerch bridge connects illegally occupied territory with the territory of the illegal occupier. There are no "civilians" on the Kerch bridge, just Russian military and collaborators.
  20. A pillar being down would be awesome. That would effect both directions of traffic. Hope it was an ATACMS that did this, but a Storm Shadow from dear old Mummy is almost as good. From NATO and NAFO with love, eat shit Rooskies.
  21. Even if he could, he wouldn't. The next post Poe makes in good faith will be the first.
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    The Supremes

    If they continue unopposed, it's all going to happen anyway. Normally, fascists rip rights away methodically, without generating a big enough pool of direct victims to band together and stand up against them. They hit the marginalized populations first and eliminate them before moving on. Our one big hope here is that this crop of assclowns is so stupid and filled with unearned hubris. They are moving very quickly and it's drawing attention that smarter fascists would be more careful to string out. The electoral map for dems in 2024 is atrocious. If the Supreme Court had waited until after 2024 for Dobbs, we'd have been fucked. Fortunately, they were stupid enough to announce their intentions early. I hope they come for everyone at once and do it now, while voters can still do something about it in 2024. The sooner everyone realizes the existential threat the GQP fascists pose, the better.
  23. George Will is still in the bargaining phase. Astoundingly, he still doesn't realize the monster he and his cronies thought they could control has fully taken control itself.
  24. In case anyone is interested in what North America looked like last time when all the ice melted. Ocean front property in Arizona. George Strait is a goddamn prophet of the apocalypse.
  25. Perhaps a good trick for a human, but the NAFO dogs found him almost instantly.
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