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Planet Houston

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  1. The Chiefs are inevitable and I’m fucking sick of it. Oh well. At least this gem came out of it - probably makes it worth it, actually.
  2. /Helo/ You can’t really argue that Jasson Dominguez is the best OF in the league right now. /Helo/ /Torn ACL/ I’ve seen this movie before. If Helo is not a troll, he truly has single digit IQ. If he is a troll, it’s a GREAT long game going here.
  3. I think he wants to trade Chas to Detroit for Nick Maton and Miguel Diaz
  4. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 299 9/9: Rarity: 100 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Mine were either very obvious or very rare marginal ex-Astros 😆
  5. Read that without Cousin Eddie’s voice in your head, I dare you
  6. Well see that's an apples and oranges comparison and McLain has never eaten either in his life so yeah fuck him.
  7. Ricky Gutierrez, I haven’t heard that name in a minute. Nice.
  8. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 297 9/9: Rarity: 27 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩
  9. Regarding WR, I’m torn other than my opinion we shouldn’t pay Evans $20mm per, which is what it probably takes. That would be ~25-30% of our cap room before resigning any of our guys. But otherwise - on the one hand Stroud probably had the “it” factor to make any jabroni look pretty good, and we have Tank and Nico back. So maybe you get someone like Gabe Davis and call it a day. But on the other hand, if someone like Keon Coleman is sitting there at 23, it would be hard to pass. I think in a hypothetical choice of Coleman vs. DeJean or Kool-Aid, I’d have to go DB. Or interior DL or OL worthy of the pick. I suspect Caserio doesn’t want to spend big coin on WR this offseason.
  10. Probably because his performances lately have been rated Arrrrrr by Yankee and Ranger fans. /ducks/
  11. And yeah - congrats on a heckuva career to CMH.
  12. Seriously. Hader handled it perfectly. No we haven’t met, yes we were put in contact and had a good chat. Next?
  13. I’m assuming JJ is the offensive coordinator if Slowik goes. And if the goal is ultimately getting a head coaching gig, would you want to be calling plays for Stroud or Carr?
  14. Yup. They laid an egg in this weather just like in the Jets game. I don’t get why we never really took any downfield shots other than the protection just wasn’t there. Still feels like we could have taken a couple of vertical shots down the field - this game and the Jets stick out as very bad days from the offense. Obviously both very good defenses to be fair. Nevertheless, hell of a season. Curious to see where Slowik ends up - I presume the next guy will fill in just fine. Which is crazy to say as a Texans fan.
  15. Man this is awesome news. They should name them co-closers and go based on lineup and situation.
  16. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
  17. Good lord I’m grateful of the timing on this one. I’d hate to think what might be if he had a year to wreck CJ Stroud.
  18. I keep forgetting to contribute to the new year celebrity death list, but if he makes it through 2024 he is my #1 pick next year.
  19. No, his continued status as a white billionaire explains his comments as being mistreated by society due to being a white billionaire. The drugs don’t help, though.
  20. Never dreamt I’d be taking my 9 year old son to his first playoff game in 2024. Thought it would be more like 2042.
  21. I feel like busting out the police tracker app to check if there are any fugitives hiding under boats
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