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smuggs

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  1. RIP Gilbert, dude was hilarious.
  2. At times in my past I have not slept until Brooklyn.
  3. Wordle 297 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Keep Sigourney Weaver’s name OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH.
  5. APD mugshot BLAST FROM THE PAST ALERT: This chick (Courtney Tailor) will soon have a new Miami-Dade Metro mugshot for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend to death. Details below with photos and vid of her covered head-to-toe in the dude's blood. In other news, a quick google search will lead you to full-on Onlyfans porn she was shooting with the guy. https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/08/fatal-miami-stabbing-courtney-tailor-new-video-boyfriend-blood/
  6. Wordle 293 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Ugh. Wordle 291 6/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Yeah him and Mickey Rourke were great in Sin City. And Carla Gugino. And Carla Gugino's tits. And Carla Gugino's ass.
  9. Well I see them every flight in 24C In the pages of an Inflight magazine Hey I've been thinking of a jizz explosion I'm picking up some travel sized lotion Oop! Baloney bop Me bop, Boeing bop, baloney bop I bop, you bop-ah turboprop Be bop, be bop, baloney bop.
  10. Wordle 290 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Wordle 289 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. I thought she had recently said at the time she was terrified during the premier because her dad was there and she was ashamed and scared of his reaction to her getting naked on film. In reality, her father was probably relieved that he didn’t have to see Chrissy Tiegen getting naked on film.
  13. @Bobby_Batronic why does the entire plane have to empty in order to remove this one asshole? In case she freaks out and starts attacking people?
  14. Well I'm a fucking moron, moving too fast and made 3 guesses without a letter already on the board. Wordle 286 6/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. They were released 5 months apart from each other so it is basically the exact same Salma Hayek in both films. Difference is she is sporting the curly hair in Desperado, which unlocks maximum scrotal arousal in these pants. And she shows her tits. Advantage: Desperado.
  16. Putting Chrissy Tiegen on the same hotness pedestal as Salma Fucking Hayek is just as outrageous as saying you’d rather fuck β€˜86 Kelly McGillis over present day Jennifer Connelly. Bush league, psych-out shit. Laughable.
  17. Ouch. Wordle 285 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Why does this have to happen to Bruce Willis when that fat fuck Steven Seagal is still rolling around with his Bruce Lee clothes and painted-on hair? Still one of my favorite lines from any film, it's just delivered perfectly:
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