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Homesickhorn

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  1. I’d love it if Kelley McGillis made a cameo. Maverick and some of the younger guys are doing a meet and greet at the O-Club bar, when she comes trudging in, walks by, smiles at Maverick, and then lumbers over to a booth where she plops her fatass down with a large THUD. When the younger dudes look back at him, one of them asks, “Do you know her”? Maverick, caught in an almost dreamlike haze, comes out of it and says, “Yeah. She was a civilian contractor back in mid eighties who’s area of expertise was the MIG-28. Unfortunately for her, the data we were able to provide the state department after our skirmish over the Indian Ocean back in ‘86 revealed that she was full of shit. The planes we shot down were a bunch of F-5s that we’d sold some shithole Soviet offshoot country, and they were piloted by a handful of drunk ex-Soviet contractors. They even scored a kill on one of our guys early on, but once I showed up, and we realized what they were, it was like a fucking turkey shoot. We never let that pilot and his REO live it down either. His backseater, who went by Wolfman, broke up with him shortly after returning to port. So Hollywood decided to give real estate a try, but he couldn’t sell his way out of a wet paper sack. Last we heard he and partner were selling Scentsy. Anyway, back to the fat drink of water pounding the pint glass of white Zinfandel over there in the corner. Once the US Government realized she was completely full of shit, they canned her like tuna. Now she works at the Shell station over by the base. So the answer is yes, I do know her. Long answer is I used to go balls deep in her fat ass like my plane was going down, pun intended. Now, who’s got the next round? I need a shot, and if y’all are willing to drop some money in the pot, enough to make it interesting, y’all meet me in the parking lot and y’all can watch me just destroy her ass on the trunk of her green Karmann Ghia. $100 she’s parked in the handicapped space right next to my Ninja”. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  2. If this is true, then my dick just moved. I was in when I heard “Top Gun 2”. I’ve been waiting for part dos of this movie to come out since my mom purchased the VHS for my 9th birthday. I don’t care how badly awesome it is, I’m taking Little Homesick to see it in the IMAX, just to one up my dad who took me to see it when I was Little Homesick’s age back in ‘86. That said, there’s absolutely no way that I can’t invite LTC (Ret) Homesick Senior to come with. We’re so fucking doing this. Parliament, your comment makes me think that the model airplanes you built as a kid were probably all MIGS. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  3. Would you like some coffee mista Tully? Would I? Yes, have some. Yes, have some. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. You have derailed. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. That’s how we got the King’s Bierhaus deal done at Ella and TC Jester. Also, here’s a little sample of what we got into last Sunday courtesy of Champ. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  6. “The affidavit said Moore, an Irving resident, told police he was driving home from Highland Park. He did not explain how he wound up in east Oak Cliff.” Gee, let’s ponder this one.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. Este^^^^ Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  8. I’ve got to disagree with the second part of this post. I wouldn’t say that I praise my cunt of an ex-wife, but I don’t badmouth her in front of little man. I don’t think Herman was praising aggy in any way, shape, or form. I think he was being a grown up about it, and letting the people see that, which is comparable to being a grown up in front of your kids (if they’re young, their mom/your ex-wife is a cunt, and you realize that they’ll remember her jabs at you, and nothing of malice ever said on your part about her). I think the analogy is accurate, just leave praise out of it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  9. Hey man, you’re a pilot. Is there any way the mods can block you from this shit??? Damn it, I’ve got some flights coming up. Days, can you just block Vic until September? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  10. Never forget. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  11. Oh this bitch is a gold mine. You have to pace yourself though, because reading too many of her posts at once could trigger a stroke. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  12. I actually had one of the best games of that year. We accidentally won. This was when I still played quarterback. That came to an end sophomore year when everyone but me realized I was too short to play qb, and moved me to safety (not really a csb, but that football still sits on my mantle). Chuck Yeager signed the wing of a pretty big model F-4 Phantom that I built in the 6th grade too. It’s in Kerrville, but it says, “Homesick, never stop climbing for the stars, Chuck Yeager”. That’s pretty badass. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  13. “Honey, did you hear a thud”? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  14. I actually tend to cheer for State when they’re not playing us. I’d cheer for North Korea if they squared up on the football field with aggy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  15. My dad was trying to get to his plane, parked at Love Field in Dallas, in a hurry to get back to Kerrville for my 8th grade football game vs Uvalde. I’d been pretty depressed because I’d sprained my wrist, two weeks prior, and had to sit out on full game, and had limited playing time in another. I was also upset because my dad commuted, via his airplane from Houston to Kerrville, and I was always worried about him. I also just wanted him there to watch me (he typically was). It was to be my first game back starting, and I was worried that I’d be placed on B team (nothing wrong with that). But I just really wanted to play in front of my dad again. Dad had had a meeting with Roger in his office earlier that morning, and had mentioned my plight. Roger told my father to swing back by the office after he’d filed his flight plan, and interrupt whatever Roger was doing at the time because he had something for me. My dad left his rent car running, hopped on the elevator, walked into Roger’s office lobby, and saw that Roger was in the boardroom with a metric fuckton of people. Not only did Roger see my dad and stop the meeting. He walked out with a signed LOI for a deal that he and Dad had been working on, and then literally ran down the hallway to his office to give my dad this, “saying, give this to Homesick, and call me tonight after his game, I want to know how he does his first game back”. My dad made the game, and when we got home, told me how good of a game I’d played, and then explained the story of how Roger walked out of the meeting to give him this. . Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  16. I watched that video once, when it was first released. Just remembering how I felt after watching it then is the reason I'm not going to watch it again, ever. Fuck that piece of shit.
  17. This thread is extremely tragic, but this caused a few people to turn there heads and wonder why I was trying my hardest to keep my shit together.
  18. Exactly. Fucking. This. As fun as it is to hear and tell aggy stories, I pray this one is embellished. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  19. My 8 year old is better than Tyler White. Also, I’ve got to get this off my chest about Miley’s fuck up; "Hey kid, you're fast aren't you"? "Yessir". "You're running for Brantley " "Yes sir"! "Hey kid". "Yessir"? "Don't fucking get picked off at first".........
  20. Keeping Shipley’s a sponsor. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  21. My Ole Miss Rebels? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  22. I was there for that game, and will vouch for almost every horror story told by UT fans. That aside, my ex wife was born, and grew up for awhile in Ft Myers, so this sort of hits close to her home, but fuck her. I like the parallel with Floridians and Ohioans, it's extremely accurate.
  23. Are you fucking serious? Do you really think this group of MENSA candidates got together and conspired to fuck Disney, give an El Paso high school football coach a spot on the EP news, and most importantly, gather likes on social media in order to gain profit? If that’s the case, then I’m a total shithead for stereotyping these folks as common shitbags upon viewing the video.
  24. This is just...perfect.
  25. He didn't respond, but he deleted my post before I could go back and get the rest of it once I realized that it was minimized. Basically what I said was that he came off instead, as a lonely piece of shit who's diatribes do nothing but cause the people who read them to question his sanity.
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