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High Plains Drifter

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  1. I'll call my teen daughter, and she'll immediately text me with a "what's up". Infuriating. /old man rant over
  2. was that in book 1? If so, I don't remember it, but it was a long time ago. (I didn't read the other two)
  3. Goddamn, the old man bitching on this thread is spectacular.
  4. Truth. I was pounding the gin and tonics when I rode the chunnel.
  5. I have two eps left, and I'm feeling a little meh, but I'll finish the season off. I did read the first book many years ago, and vaguely remember some of it. Favorite part of the book was the computer made up of millions of soldiers holding flags. I was hoping the adaptation would go into that in detail, but it makes sense they wouldn't spend too much time on it. Slicing and dicing the ship was dumb. Was that in the book?
  6. Yeah, me too. Borderline claustrophobe over here.
  7. gave this one a "prepare your anus" rep. Seemed appropriate.
  8. Some mockery at my right wing neigbor. He put up some sort of Walmart special flagpole, then ran a dOTaRD flag up it. It lasted a couple of days, maybe a week (not sure on the exact day it went up), before the wind bent the flagpole over at the base and it just fell over.
  9. whatdoyoumeanyoupeople?meme edit: damn got to be quick around here
  10. ^^^^The two-time convicted felon William James Clark impersonated a U.S. Army captain at the disaster scene for two days. Clark's efforts included directing FBI agents and appropriating vehicles and equipment for the rescue effort, before fleeing the scene. Clark was later apprehended in Canada.[7] Inertia is a bitch
  11. I say call me when he actually does jail time.
  12. At least you don't have to spend an hour looking for the battery. Well don't you feel like an asshole now.
  13. wearing a MAGAT hat takes the punchableness to another level
  14. Did you say "Well, its about goddamned time!"
  15. When news came down that Texas A&M was hiring Trev Alberts as their new Director of Athletics, shockwaves were sent throughout the collegiate athletics landscape. Alberts has been a leader in the industry for quite some time, and is an alum of Nebraska. For those reasons, Texas A&M’s hire was rightly seen as a seismic move. I had a seismic move this morning after my second cup of coffee.
  16. Well, to be fair, as a member of the "left wing" I want open borders, unclean and unsafe cities, a bankrupt America; I think racism against all races is great, and as a bonus I want to cut off the dick of every male under the age of 18. So he's got a point.
  17. When I worked at Barton Springs Pool as a lifeguard back in the day, there was this poster in the first aid room of a kid diving into shallow water. There was a girl yelling at him "Dave, don't dive, that's the shallow end!" Then a picture of Dave paralyzed in a wheel chair. The caption said "Dave will never dive again." Except that it was two lines centered so the caption actually said Dave will never dive again. Some clown with great penmanship took a sharpie that exactly matched the color of the caption and wrote in the word "muff" at the beginning of the second line. Matched the font perfectly. Unless you looked really really close you couldn't tell the word had been added.
  18. and beagles. You can call the cops if there are noise ordinances. Good luck with that. You can sue in small claims court. You might try one of those high frequency emitters that send out a high pitch noise that is painful to their ears when they bark. Stick it in the ground as close to the barking dog as you can get it. However, my mom tried one on the dog across the fence line and it didn't really work. Depends on the dog I guess.
  19. There is no fucking way that the sheriff, other deputies, even the local judges and prosecutors, local mayors, local cops, didn't know this shit was going on. Lock up every single fucking one of them. Lock up their wives, parents, children over 12, lock up anybody who is facebook friends with them, lock up anyone who voted for them, lock up anyone they owe money to. Like when a single case of avian bird flu is found in a flock of chickens, you destroy the entire flock. Same idea applies here.
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