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High Plains Drifter

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  1. I wonder if (s)he chose death by electrocution or death by shark?
  2. Sounds like the victim fucked around with the wrong person and found out. Also sounds like the perp is a victim of "When keeping it real goes wrong."
  3. Fired up the chainsaw and took down a dead cottonwood tree. Fell exactly where I wanted.
  4. I can't tell who has had more work done: Bezos' Fembot, Fuckerburg, or Broke Dick Nazi boi.
  5. I ran track in HS. I've been to most of my daughter's track meets. Yet, I still have no idea what the triple jump is. I guess I could google it, but I prefer to remain ignorant in this case.
  6. Just cut the cable a few days ago. Also nixed a couple of streaming services. We have two trips planned this summer, probably going to bag one. Daughter had two summer camps planned, might see if we can get our deposit back on one of them.
  7. small quibble: at least some of his advisors know that tariffs are going to do the global economy. They are just too chicken shit weaselly fucks to speak up.
  8. You mother fucking bitch ass mother fucker. Democrats are not jumping up and down because democrats actually give a shit about this country, and democrats see our country getting destroyed before their very eyes. If any democrats are jumping up and down its because dumb mother fuckers like you are getting your fucking face eaten. Small consolation for the destruction of democracy, but right now its all they've got.
  9. What's the only sport more boring that Track? Field.
  10. Bullshit. 90% of the F150s sold in this country never haul anything that wouldn't fit in the back of a subaru and never go off pavement.
  11. I spent all day yesterday at my daughter's district track meet. Checking in safe. She did well-- she's advancing to area in two events (800 and mile). Didn't advance in high jump. No PRs but it was windy af. And kind of cold. No stabbings. Lots of displays of good sportsmanship. Runners from different schools high fiving each other or congratulating each other at the finish line, etc.
  12. So what you're saying is we need somebody like this to lead us: which would be an improvement, tbh.
  13. This is what I've been saying over and over. Dems need to hang this shit on Congressional R's. Scream it from the mountain tops. DOTarD is fucking you over, hard. And Congress is letting him do it. Introduce bills to stop this shit. They won't pass, but it might help to get the message out there.
  14. *restitution (had to resort to google to be sure)
  15. I'll pour one for the ones that aren't fucking treacherous scum when we guillotine them all.
  16. Vomit emoji. Can emojis be little gifs?
  17. Why is that toy on your head? Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
  18. tldr: We suffer fools gladly. We shouldn't suffer fools at all.
  19. OK, edge lord, what should we, uh, I mean the masses be playing?
  20. Once again. We should be attacking CONGRESS, who is just letting this shit happen. Neither DoTArd or BDNB (Broke Dick Nazi Boi) will be on a ballot.
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